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What did the money have for its dinner?

Bangers and cash!

What did the rubbish have for its dinner?

Bangers and trash!

What did the cunt ex-footballer have for his dinner?

Bangers and Fash!

What did the moustache have for its dinner?

Bangers and tash!

What did Usain Bolt have for his dinner?

Bangers and dash!

What did Crosby, Still and Young have for their dinner?

Bangers and Nash!
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What do you call a party for swingers?
Bangers and gash!

What do you call a party for sadistic vampires?
Fangers and lash!

What do you call a conference for curtain afficionados of a specific type of window who are sharing a room with Orangemen rather keen on the restoration of capital punishment?
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Hangers and sash!
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What do you call a German golfer who can produce duplicates of himself who is keen on the highest levels of hygiene on kitchen surfaces?





Langers and Flash!
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What do you call it when a load of 1970s moon dwelling knitted kids TV characters guest on Drivetime on TS?

Clangers and trash.
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What did I have for tea?

Bangers and hash
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I was in a Budapest cafe eating while watching a local TV thriller they had were showing on their TV set.

It was cliffhangers and goulash.
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mangers and bash
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What do you call a cult early 1980s Channel 4 Jack Rosenthal show about a 1940s grammar school which served a popular glazed, icing, sauce or filling for pastries?

P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang and ganache
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Alan Alda was asked what were his favourite English fireworks and the best TV show he's appeared in.
He replied "Catherine wheels and The West Wing".
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"The Cunt's Cunt."

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