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Pretty much perfected sourdough bread and whites chocolate cookies from scratch, completed Netflix and have moved onto amazon prime, learnt that “stock piling” punk ipa is a good thing regardless of public opinion, made a 24 pack of loo roll last at least 6 weeks (and counting), learnt that following the Metro on Facebook is fucking depressing, agreed with two posts from Royals :-)
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Ha Ha Kancut. What else is the bloody thing for?
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AlcoholBrazil wrote:Are you trying to be the next Chris Hoy or Allan Wells ?

:D

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Glazed Earthenware Horse wrote:Perfecting the plastic cock wank. Learned that it's better if you only pump it up half way. A fill on pumping actually decreases the spurt factor. The nurse didn't tell me this. Despite her pumping the bloody thing up for me a few times.
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Glazed Earthenware Horse wrote:Ha Ha Kancut. What else is the bloody thing for?
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Glazed Earthenware Horse wrote:Perfecting the plastic cock wank. Learned that it's better if you only pump it up half way. A fill on pumping actually decreases the spurt factor. The nurse didn't tell me this. Despite her pumping the bloody thing up for me a few times.

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Power washed the utter living fuck out of the entire back garden
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Mowing the lawn today after 23 days.

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kancutlawns wrote:Mowing the lawn today after 23 days.
Lawnsy gets to grips with his back garden.

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:lol:

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Just saw a huge buzzard flying about outside the back of the house. Massive looking one circling above the woods on the hill. Of course by the time I got my binoculars the bugger had gone.
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Going to teach the kids a bit of French today. See how I get on.

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kancutlawns wrote:Going to teach the kids a bit of French today. See how I get on.
Tres mal.
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I started what could become the internet’s longest AND most boring thread. 8)

Longer and more boring than even my previous threads. 8) 8)
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Reg wrote:I started what could become the internet’s longest AND most boring thread. 8)

Longer and more boring than even my previous threads. 8) 8)
Part 11 here: https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... -do-it-p11
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