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Anyone been too a Turkish barber before? I finally got my haircut today. They did a great job and he did this funny with burning wax where they singe the hairs of your ears with a flame. Different experience.
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theleader82 wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:50 pm Anyone been too a Turkish barber before? I finally got my haircut today. They did a great job and he did this funny with burning wax where they singe the hairs of your ears with a flame. Different experience.
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One of mine is Turkish .. got no memory same as the rest. 'Same as last time you said you'd remember' .. got no recollection at all .. zero !
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Yeah right .. more like Bill Clinton !! Bain of mine of my life are terrible haircuts tbf. Think I started a thread about it once and folk told me if that was all I had to worry about etc .. maybe it's vanity or summink tbf ! Just cause I'm getting on a bit doesn't mean I want to walk around looking like a fucking mong is my motto !
Maybe it's not that important in the scheme of things .. yeah should calm down a bit at this stage. Back in the game my friend !

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Never having needed the attentions of a barber for many a decade, I know not what a Turkish barber provides, even if there is one near me.
What do they do apart from cutting hair and burning ears?

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That thing they do with the candles and burning ear hairs is really fucking dangerous.
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subsub wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:48 pm That thing they do with the candles and burning ear hairs is really fucking dangerous.
Doesn't sound that fun. I was given a wet shave with a straight razor as a birthday present, it was terrifying. Also £60 for a shave.
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VeritasVincit wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:43 pm Never having needed the attentions of a barber for many a decade, I know not what a Turkish barber provides, even if there is one near me.
What do they do apart from cutting hair and burning ears?
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Mine cleaved my head in twain
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Sadact7 wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:14 pm Lemon Jif all over your face and hairline
Kinky.

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Sadact7 wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:11 pm
theleader82 wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:50 pm Anyone been too a Turkish barber before? I finally got my haircut today. They did a great job and he did this funny with burning wax where they singe the hairs of your ears with a flame. Different experience.
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theleader82 wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:50 pm Anyone been too a Turkish barber before? I finally got my haircut today. They did a great job and he did this funny with burning wax where they singe the hairs of your ears with a flame. Different experience.
How much did you pay?

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kancutlawns wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 2:34 pm
theleader82 wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:50 pm Anyone been too a Turkish barber before? I finally got my haircut today. They did a great job and he did this funny with burning wax where they singe the hairs of your ears with a flame. Different experience.
How much did you pay?
£11
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theleader82 wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 3:28 pm
kancutlawns wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 2:34 pm
theleader82 wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:50 pm Anyone been too a Turkish barber before? I finally got my haircut today. They did a great job and he did this funny with burning wax where they singe the hairs of your ears with a flame. Different experience.
How much did you pay?
£11
Did you get a Lionel Blair haircut?
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