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VeritasVincit wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 1:07 pm My sister found my old school reports and brought them round.
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VeritasVincit wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 1:07 pm My sister found my old school reports and brought them round.
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I made a little papier maché puppet of Marty Feldman. Well I had to apply vaseline to an old lightbulb and mould the face and the eyes and then paint and varnish with a small artist brush. Use dyed cotton wool for the hair and when it had hardened carefully cut through the back of his head and prise apart to gently lift from the bulb. Then insert an old toilet roll tube and place around the neck of an old milk bottle. Use a small piece of velvet as a cloak and there he was.
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Sadact7 wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:13 pm
VeritasVincit wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 1:07 pm My sister found my old school reports and brought them round.
Why?
Because she is moving and was having a clearout - especially of stufff she's forgotten she had.

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Form 2H - position 4th

Once again an excellent report which is thoroughly deserved. He is an extremely mature young man and brings nothing but credit on himself and his school. Captain of football and cricket teams and winner of Birmingham Mail cricket bat for scoring 117 no and taking 4 wickets for 5 runs v Erdington Hall. Well done

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Zambo wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:32 am Form 2H - position 4th

Once again an excellent report which is thoroughly deserved. He is an extremely mature young man and brings nothing but credit on himself and his school. Captain of football and cricket teams and winner of Birmingham Mail cricket bat for scoring 117 no and taking 4 wickets for 5 runs v Erdington Hall. Well done

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Sadact7 wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:28 pm
Zambo wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:32 am Form 2H - position 4th

Once again an excellent report which is thoroughly deserved. He is an extremely mature young man and brings nothing but credit on himself and his school. Captain of football and cricket teams and winner of Birmingham Mail cricket bat for scoring 117 no and taking 4 wickets for 5 runs v Erdington Hall. Well done

C R Perks -
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Live footage from Zummers’ next day at school when his teachers call on him to fulfill his end of their “bargain”

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Perks had a cricket bat propped up under the blackboard. Only saw him use it once on a kid's arse, but his classes were the most well behaved in the school. Just goes to show deterrents work.
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Zambo wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 7:39 am
Sadact7 wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:28 pm
Zambo wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:32 am Form 2H - position 4th

Once again an excellent report which is thoroughly deserved. He is an extremely mature young man and brings nothing but credit on himself and his school. Captain of football and cricket teams and winner of Birmingham Mail cricket bat for scoring 117 no and taking 4 wickets for 5 runs v Erdington Hall. Well done

C R Perks -
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Once a creep always a fucking creep :lol:
Live footage from Zummers’ next day at school when his teachers call on him to fulfill his end of their “bargain”

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:D

Perks had a cricket bat propped up under the blackboard. Only saw him use it once on a kid's arse, but his classes were the most well behaved in the school. Just goes to show deterrents work.
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Our science teacher used to throw his blackboard wiper (a wooden block with a bit of sponge)at pupils who talked during his lesson.
But it was all good in the days. Somehow he managed to not draw blood during one of these tantrums. Must have had confidence in his aim .
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AlcoholBrazil wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:54 pm Our science teacher used to throw his blackboard wiper (a wooden block with a bit of sponge)at pupils who talked during his lesson.
But it was all good in the days. Somehow he managed to not draw blood during one of these tantrums. Must have had confidence in his aim .
Our maths teacher did that. If he was writing on the board, and he heard someone talking, he'd just turn round and throw it into the class, so some poor bastard who wasn't talking would often take it for those who were. :D
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Zambo wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 4:22 pm
AlcoholBrazil wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:54 pm Our science teacher used to throw his blackboard wiper (a wooden block with a bit of sponge)at pupils who talked during his lesson.
But it was all good in the days. Somehow he managed to not draw blood during one of these tantrums. Must have had confidence in his aim .
Our maths teacher did that. If he was writing on the board, and he heard someone talking, he'd just turn round and throw it into the class, so some poor bastard who wasn't talking would often take it for those who were. :D
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