Christmas

[Two Crows]

Spent yesterday afternoon putting up the Christmas decorations. Not too much mind, never too much, just enough to tastefully note the occasion.

Some may say it's a tad early, I shrug "what the f**k". Why not begin the celebrations early, it's a happy time.

May I be the first to wish y'all a Merry Christmas.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Any mention of "the tree" is banned until Saturday. Have a good one, Two Crows . Hopefully Santa will creep into the
Mercedes F1 garage and sabotage their engines. LEDs have spoilt the final men's domain of light-testing.
Also a listen out if any radio station is brave enough to play Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll Christmas" .

[ToRmAtO]

Christmas is just a made up festival initially created by so-called christians who decided what time of the year it should be. Then by commercial companies to sell there wares. Santa Claus always wore a green suit, until Coca Cola decided to make it red to match their logo's colour.

It's a shitfest, except for a tin of celebrations which I like, and any Marx brothers films on the telly at that time of the year.

[VeritasVincit]

My only celebration involves, a pile of turkey sandwiches, cold meat pie and trifle.
Washed down with a decent red.
As for anything else I try to ignore it.
My 'not a Christmas present' for lady was, last week, a caganer of Trump.

[subsub]

Never do the tree until at least the second week of December, depending on when the weekend falls.
Mrs subsub isn't really fussed on loads of decorations. I do insist on a real tree, however, to make the room smell lovely and festive

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without wrapping presents listening to H and J playing the classic clips I've heard a hundred times before but which never got boring

[subsub]

Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without wrapping presents listening to H and J playing the classic clips I've heard a hundred times before but which never got boring

Spot on, Holden.
Have done that so many times, with a glass of port on the go and a mince pie or two

"He's no finished...!" etc

[ToRmAtO]

I forgot to mention I like piggies in blankets as well

[Sid Pervcat]

Hopefully Santa will creep into the
Mercedes F1 garage and sabotage their engines.

Probably a bit pointless, what with the F1 season being over.

[ToRmAtO]

I don't like wearing a christmas hat when having the festive lunch.

[AlcoholBrazil]

It's like wearing a condom at an orgy , even when you are not taking part in the action.

[Vespa]

Christmas is racist, it should be banned.

[beingsoblase]

Christmas is racist, it should be banned.

Lol! That other great Xmas tradition, the fake "they're banning Xmas" stories all over Facebook/twitter

Happy holidays in this festive season everyone!

[Vespa]

Christmas is racist, it should be banned.

Lol! That other great Xmas tradition, the fake "they're banning Xmas" stories all over Facebook/twitter

Happy holidays in this festive season everyone!

It is all about bit creepy, lots of white people excited about a little brown baby boy.

[beingsoblase]

Christmas is racist, it should be banned.

Lol! That other great Xmas tradition, the fake "they're banning Xmas" stories all over Facebook/twitter

Happy holidays in this festive season everyone!

It is all about bit creepy, lots of white people excited about a little brown baby boy.

I don't think so vespa,
I'm excited about the prospect of a talking Tracey island and a train set!