The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:13 pm

When is your office party? What are you wearing? Are you dreading it? Is the missus (or mister) going to get shit-faced and cause a scene? Are you going to fuck the secretary in the stationary cupboard? Are you going to make a slurring drunken proposal to the office intern you've had your eye on for the past year? All office parties do for me is to remind me of the frutility of existence. People with rictus grins prentending to be happy when deep inside they are dying. But that's just me. What are your experiences?

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:16 pm

carcinogen wrote: Are you going to fuck the secretary in the stationary cupboard?

It won’t be stationary, - don’t worry about that, mister sub.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:17 pm

carcinogen wrote:the frutility of existence

Paul Hawksbee:

"The frutility of existence? The frutility of existence? Is that the Kancutlawns autobiography?"

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:19 pm

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
carcinogen wrote:the frutility of existence

Paul Hawksbee:

"The frutility of existence? The frutility of existence? Is that the Kancutlawns autobiography?"

it’s a healthy eats recipe book beefed up with choice chunks of Kankers’ spiritual philosophy.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:37 pm

Porked up shirley

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:55 pm

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Porked up shirley

Beef Cake.

ToRmAtO · Post by **ToRmAtO** » Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:15 pm

They are good if there is vol-au-vents ( prawn or chicken preferably) and decent sandwiches.

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:53 pm

Actually work do's can be quite fun. I met my last missus through one. Poor cunt. She had no idea I was an alcoholic sociopath. We're still on good terms though. Bless.

Saints11 · Post by **Saints11** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:51 am

Mines Friday night, will have to wear a Christmas jumper despite it being 20 degrees

beingsoblase · Post by **beingsoblase** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:18 pm

Saints11 wrote:Mines Friday night, will have to wear a Christmas jumper despite it being 20 degrees

Turn the heating down a bit then!

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:24 pm

ToRmAtO wrote:They are good if there is vol-au-vents ( prawn or chicken preferably) and decent sandwiches.

I think the last vol-au-vents were made in the early 1980s, so I'd give them a miss if I were you.

lambrini · Post by **lambrini** » Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:23 pm

Post by **Ralph** » Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:53 pm

You only go to a Christmas party if you can’t think of a believable excuse. Humbug!

subsub · Post by **subsub** » Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:57 pm

Got my works Xmas party tomorrow. Should be good, provided the gobby, non-PC, divorced colleague doesn't shoot her mouth off when she's had a few...

subsub · Post by **subsub** » Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:58 pm

Saints11 wrote:Mines Friday night, will have to wear a Christmas jumper despite it being 20 degrees

Exactly.
I'll be wearing a Christmas T-shirt, not jumper

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