Icelandic Blast Countdown

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:31 am

It's coming. Snow. Get your shit together. If you commute by car you need to get your scraper and de-icer. If you train it you'll need a bobble-hat, gloves and a face-mask to avoid all the fucking germs as people hack and cough in your face. If you're just a bone idle layabout like myself I'd just suggest shutting all the windows and getting in a few boxes of cheap plonk.

Post by **Zambo** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:51 am

Forecast of -5 on the peak of Ben Nevis, wow. It's called fucking winter.

I remember scraping the ice off the inside of my bedroom window and getting dressed under the bedclothes. The lounge was the only warm place in our house, and I had a insulated all in one hanging on the banister to wear when going up the stairs.

Thick frost today and the schools are closed, fucking snowflakes

m4rkb · Post by **m4rkb** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:55 am

I thought we were supposed to have this 'deluge' a couple of weeks ago?

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:09 am

m4rkb wrote:I thought we were supposed to have this 'deluge' a couple of weeks ago?

Take it up with Carol Kirkwood mate.

Eaststand · Post by **Eaststand** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:15 am

GET INSIDE EVERYONE, ITS SPITTING

theleader82 · Post by **theleader82** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:22 am

There’s been a big snowstorm in North Carolina . It’s a shame we don’t get proper winters anymore

Eaststand · Post by **Eaststand** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:24 am

Yeah, I love being freezing cold and getting soaked everytime I go outside as well, totes know what you mean.

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:32 am

I'd like to build a snowman, but there are too many problems now. All snowmen are white, so that's racist. And all snowmen are male, and that upsets the LGBT community. Using coal as eyes will upset evironmentalists.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:38 am

carcinogen wrote:I'd like to build a snowman, but there are too many problems now. All snowmen are white, so that's racist. And all snowmen are male, and that upsets the LGBT community. Using coal as eyes will upset evironmentalists.

Darren Lewis is bringing out a range of Weather Personnequins. If you really cared about anything you'd buy one.

Eaststand · Post by **Eaststand** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:41 am

JUST GIVE HIM SOME MONEY, DAMMIT!

JimmyDee · Post by **JimmyDee** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:59 am

Zambo wrote:I remember scraping the ice off the inside of my bedroom window ...

Me too. Chilblains - whoever has THEM nowadays?

Desolation · Post by **Desolation** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:30 am

carcinogen wrote:
m4rkb wrote:I thought we were supposed to have this 'deluge' a couple of weeks ago?

Take it up with Carol Kirkwood mate.

She'd fucking get it.

Post by **Zambo** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:42 am

JimmyDee wrote:
Zambo wrote:I remember scraping the ice off the inside of my bedroom window ...
Me too. Chilblains - whoever has THEM nowadays?

Reminiscence of old school days, getting in the classroom after a fierce snowball fight, and putting your hands on the radiator, turning them red, itchy and hot. Remember making a huge slide in the playground and the headmistress slipping up on it, and having a few raps with the ruler. Great days though.

VeritasVincit · Post by **VeritasVincit** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:22 pm

carcinogen wrote:
m4rkb wrote:I thought we were supposed to have this 'deluge' a couple of weeks ago?

Take it up with Carol Kirkwood mate.

There's a couple of things I'd love to take up with Carol Kirkwood, and neither involve the weather.

VeritasVincit · Post by **VeritasVincit** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:24 pm

carcinogen wrote:I'd like to build a snowman, but there are too many problems now. All snowmen are white, so that's racist. And all snowmen are male, and that upsets the LGBT community. Using coal as eyes will upset evironmentalists.

We had a female snowperson here, when a young girl used her mother's ample red bra to dress it.

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