Coleen Rooney

[Kowalski]

Collleeeeeeeeen sank them claws early doors, waynios her vewwy own santy clause

To repeat what's already been stated.
She sank 'them claws' so early doors that they were both at school when they got together, when his football achievements were still in an unknown future.

By the way; do you always write in that funny way, because I often haven't a clue what you are trying to say.

His football potential was known early doors

Colleen knew it hence her tolerating Wayne’s freedoms of expression

His football potential may have been known, but not his earning potential. It would’ve only taken one injury to end his career.

Maybe Coleen put up with his behaviour as she had become accustomed to the lifestyle. Although divorcing him would’ve been a better option surely? Have half his money and not having to live with the Shrek tribute oaf?

She probably enjoys the fame and attention.

[VeritasVincit]

My solution to the spat is to put them both [naked] in a large mud bath and let them fight it out. I'd turn up to watch that.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

There's always a career for her as a Seamus Coleman lookalike. Probably not the most lucrative tbh.

[ToRmAtO]

There's always a career for her as a Seamus Coleman lookalike. Probably not the most lucrative tbh.

I wonder why it took 2 people to take that photo (bottom left corner)

[Basualdo]

Remember, she did have to knife fight Mike Parry for access to Wayne's bed in the family caravan.

[Kowalski]

Welcome back by the way Bas.

Hope you're well mate.

[Roddy]

A fat ugly scouse bastard who has done very well out of football and so has wayne.

[VeritasVincit]

Fat ? Should have gone to Specsavers

[Zambo]

Munter.

[Petingo]

Fat ? Should have gone to Specsavers

You mad, Zam.....

She looks a bit tasty to me innit

[Petingo]

I love this one.....

[Basualdo]

Fat ? Should have gone to Specsavers

You mad, Zam.....

She looks a bit tasty to me innit

You're not known for being overly particular, Pet.

I doubt any of 'the 300' were supermodels.

[Petingo]

Fat ? Should have gone to Specsavers

You mad, Zam.....

She looks a bit tasty to me innit

You're not known for being overly particular, Pet.

I doubt any of 'the 300' were supermodels.

And most of them didn’t come up to Colleen’s standard.

And no bugger on here would kick Colleen out of bed, don’t worry ‘bout that.

[Basualdo]

Fat ? Should have gone to Specsavers

You mad, Zam.....

She looks a bit tasty to me innit

You're not known for being overly particular, Pet.

I doubt any of 'the 300' were supermodels.

And most of them didn’t come up to Colleen’s standard.

And no bugger on here would kick Colleen out of bed, don’t worry ‘bout that.

Yeah, cos she'd kick their fucken whine in if they tried.

[birdie]

Fat ? Should have gone to Specsavers

You mad, Zam.....

She looks a bit tasty to me innit

You're not known for being overly particular, Pet.

I doubt any of 'the 300' were supermodels.

And most of them didn’t come up to Colleen’s standard.

And no bugger on here would kick Colleen out of bed, don’t worry ‘bout that.

I certainly WOULDN'T invite her in in the first place