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Apols if this has already been started. Looks like Cummings wants a Trump style daily press-briefing. Isabel 'I make up shit' Oakenshot is in the running, if nothing else could be more depressing. Also Camila Tominey. And a few The Sun editors/ex-editors, you get the idea. I think what old Dominic if failing to comprehend is our press-corps aren't quite as fucking shit as the US lot. 150k. Roll-up,roll-up. The advert is on LinkedIn (I thought they went bust).

Camilla T (Exec ed of Telegraph, nice pair of legs):

carcinogen wrote: ↑Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:39 pm Camilla T (Exec ed of Telegraph, nice pair of legs):

If you are into sparrows.

150k to take the elephant's sizeable trunk fully up the shitpipe. Sometimes five times daily.

kinda hot, would smash

How long till Boris fucks her and she spawns another of his sprogs?

Soon, he's a good lad.

He'll have to do very well to beat the Donster's current incumbent




Feisty as hell with the press and I've no idea whether she really believes a fraction of what she's saying, but she says it with such coherence and conviction. I realise this sounds sexist, but there is a sense that if she, a dumb blonde, gets it then we should all be able to.

I fucking love her. Smoking hot and smart as fuck, a very rare combination

Eaststand wrote: ↑Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:56 pm kinda hot, would smash

Yeah we kinda took whatever blonde-bimbo you'd 'smash'. Still, it's always good to get confirmation and content. I applaud myself.

Tom Newton Dunn was in the running. But its just got a massive deal with TimesRadio. LOL. Decisions, decisions. Silly cunt.

carcinogen wrote: ↑Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:49 pm

Eaststand wrote: ↑Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:56 pm kinda hot, would smash

Yeah we kinda took whatever blonde-bimbo you'd 'smash'. Still, it's always good to get confirmation and content. I applaud myself.

what blonde bimbo?

The girl you posted has brown hair

MeinCarc can barely focus on the three screens he sees, as blitzed as he is on sklep cans

Isabel is a little less 'sorority girl' for Donald's taste in women. She's the British version though. Terrible, terrible woman. She has something in common with Boris though, she plagiarizes shit for a living. Not for me Beeky. No doubt right-up Ghost-of-Alex's boulevard though, the filthy ferret.



Tom Newton Dunn, former political editor of The Sun is/was in the running too. But as he's just got a gig on Times Radio, it's doubtful he'll do it. But given his ego is the size of a medium-sized town who knows. He's a prat. A rich prat I might add. Am I bitter? YES!!!

carcinogen wrote: ↑Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:15 am Isabel is a little less 'sorority girl' for Donald's taste in women. She's the British version though. Terrible, terrible woman. She has something in common with Boris though, she plagiarizes shit for a living. Not for me Beeky. No doubt right-up Ghost-of-Alex's boulevard though, the filthy ferret.



Tom Newton Dunn, former political editor of The Sun is/was in the running too. But as he's just got a gig on Times Radio, it's doubtful he'll do it. But given his ego is the size of a medium-sized town who knows. He's a prat. A rich prat I might add. Am I bitter? YES!!!

Love this description of Amber Heard...'She went from a preppy basic blonde...':