Footballers in the chippy

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Patrick Berger

[Sid Pervcat]

Chicken Monkou and Chips
Gary Haddock

Seriously???

[Sid Pervcat]

Rock Santa Cruz

[kancutlawns]

Chicken Monkou and Chips
Gary Haddock

Seriously???

Yup. You clearly lack any wit or knowledge of footballers so it's lost in you. Stick to losing control of your bowel movements and cleaning up your gay dog's shit and we'll all be better off.

[Sid Pervcat]

Chicken Monkou and Chips
Gary Haddock

Seriously???

Yup. You gone to the docs today?

Why would I go to the docs, pray tell?

[kancutlawns]

Chicken Monkou and Chips
Gary Haddock

Seriously???

Yup. You gone to the docs today?

Why would I go to the docs, pray tell?

For obvious reasons I'm not going to go into here but love how you're biting.

[Sid Pervcat]

I ain't biting at all .
I'm intrigued as to why you're mentioning the doctors.
Hardly biting.

Don't worry, I'll get a flounce out of you soon.

[kancutlawns]

I'm sure you'll open your bowels on your floor and tell us about it soon. Still, let's not laugh about your physical, mental and err other problems otherwise you might go into another cycle of juvenile, spasticated abuse.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I think Lawns just called Sidney a spastic

[kancutlawns]

I think Lawns just called Sidney a spastic

Nope, dickshit. I suggested his behaviour was "spasticated" which is an adjective, not a noun. I can explain it to you in more detail if it helps but this would clearly be lost on you.

[kancutlawns]

Let's get back to matters in hand.

Deep Fried Mars Berbatov

[Sid Pervcat]

I'm sure you'll open your bowels on your floor and tell us about it soon. Still, let's not laugh about your physical, mental and err other problems otherwise you might go into another cycle of juvenile, spasticated abuse.

What does "spasticated" mean, Lippy?

[kancutlawns]

It's something you have the attributes of.

[Sid Pervcat]

It's something you have the attributes of.

Hmmm.