Started today...
Proper cricket isn't until 22nd March.
Without the reams of one day bollocks we could've had 3 tests.
England's tour of New Zealand
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England's tour of New Zealand
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Jordan - can't bat, can't bowl ... can catch!
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Don't forget to be there for 'dead rubber' Sunday.
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Stokes(who was supposed to be playing today!), accused of fighting outside a Bristol nightclub in September, has denied a charge of affray.
I'm no legal expert, but having seen the video, I'd say he's be better off pleading guilty & taking the punishment.
I'm no legal expert, but having seen the video, I'd say he's be better off pleading guilty & taking the punishment.
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Steve Hunt wrote:Stokes(who was supposed to be playing today!), accused of fighting outside a Bristol nightclub in September, has denied a charge of affray.
I'm no legal expert, but having seen the video, I'd say he's be better off pleading guilty & taking the punishment.
It is possible that, having a sportsman's intellect, Stokes misunderstood the charge.
"So, Mr Stokes, do you deny the charge of affray?"
"Of course I do! I wasnt afraid of him at all. I wanted to kill the bastard!"
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Q What’s the difference between a cart horse and a knights’s charger?
A The charger darts in the fray.......
A The charger darts in the fray.......
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Steve Hunt wrote:Stokes(who was supposed to be playing today!), accused of fighting outside a Bristol nightclub in September, has denied a charge of affray.
I'm no legal expert, but having seen the video, I'd say he's be better off pleading guilty & taking the punishment.
Fair Point.
In a just world, you can only beat the shit out of someone, get caught in the act on CCTV, plead not guilty and get away with it if your name is Steven Gerrard.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ict-affray
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Re: England's tour of New Zealand
Can't get into all this T20 stuff, the Tests are too far away.
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I'm sure BT showed the Eng V Aus games last week, yet today's was on Sky.
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They did. I had assumed it was in New Zealand yesterday so that’s why on Sky.Holden Mcgroyne wrote:I'm sure BT showed the Eng V Aus games last week, yet today's was on Sky.
I didn’t take much notice of the game.
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Shit cricket in a shit ground.
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Dawid Malan can sure hit a ball hard.
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Re: England's tour of New Zealand
At least some points on the board.
6uild 6ack 6etter .
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Even the return of the ginger thug can't engender any interest in yet another bloody pointless ODI series.
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