Ruth Davidson up the duff.

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pugsly wrote:Artificial insemination , just been announced ,She is as smart as fuck by the way and will lead GB in the future, playing the end game[ she's a mum]Tares Sturgeon to pieces regularly,Strong as a fuckin Gorilla as well, my mate runs a removal company reckons she was unusually strong for a woman, Don't know what he meant by it.



Is this on the national health ?
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Royal24s wrote:
pugsly wrote:Artificial insemination , just been announced ,She is as smart as fuck by the way and will lead GB in the future, playing the end game[ she's a mum]Tares Sturgeon to pieces regularly,Strong as a fuckin Gorilla as well, my mate runs a removal company reckons she was unusually strong for a woman, Don't know what he meant by it.



Is this on the national health ?

Don't know sorry

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Bit of a porker but not that bad , strict diet and a couple of runs up Ben Nevis she be alright
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pugsly wrote:Artificial insemination , just been announced ,She is as smart as fuck by the way and will lead GB in the future, playing the end game[ she's a mum]Tares Sturgeon to pieces regularly,Strong as a fuckin Gorilla as well, my mate runs a removal company reckons she was unusually strong for a woman, Don't know what he meant by it.


He probably meant she had testicles

And a penis
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:lol:
Sid Pervcat wrote:
pugsly wrote:Artificial insemination , just been announced ,She is as smart as fuck by the way and will lead GB in the future, playing the end game[ she's a mum]Tares Sturgeon to pieces regularly,Strong as a fuckin Gorilla as well, my mate runs a removal company reckons she was unusually strong for a woman, Don't know what he meant by it.


He probably meant she had testicles

And a penis

:lol: could well be right sid

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This has got more coverage than Pippa Middleton's pregnancy. Who the fuck gives a flying fuck about Ruth Davidson?
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Who?
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She's a constant thorn in Sturgeon's side, and has Wee Krankie stamping her one foot down in Holyrood
on a regular basis, so she's alright in my book.
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No relation to Jim then?
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AlcoholBrazil wrote:She's a constant thorn in Sturgeon's side, and has Wee Krankie stamping her one foot down in Holyrood
on a regular basis, so she's alright in my book.


Yeah, she does piss Nicola off something rotten. So I'm with you. Poor Nicola. No children. No fucking policies except 'Independence'. She's basically fucked all round. So to speak.
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carcinogen wrote:
AlcoholBrazil wrote:She's a constant thorn in Sturgeon's side, and has Wee Krankie stamping her one foot down in Holyrood
on a regular basis, so she's alright in my book.


Yeah, she does piss Nicola off something rotten. So I'm with you. Poor Nicola. No children. No fucking policies except 'Independence'. She's basically fucked all round. So to speak.

But if she was a damaged media type with a drug problem would you try it on with her, carc?

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kancutlawns wrote:But if she was a damaged media type with a drug problem would you try it on with her, carc?


I must be getting old, no. I think I'd just go home and have a wank over Youtube clips of her instead.
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carcinogen wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:But if she was a damaged media type with a drug problem would you try it on with her, carc?


I must be getting old, no. I think I'd just go home and have a wank over Youtube clips of her instead.

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She's a terrible politician - held about 3 surgery since elected ; slings some mud that is often misleading or even false (see the Ferret link at the end) ; and on the odd occasion that she is called to back up what she spouts, she flounders and is an utter disaster.

The Tories have also gone from last year's high of 28% back and the second biggest party in Scotland (to every poll in the last 10 months putting them back in third again, with Labour up to second). The SNP have been in power for eleven years, and sure they've lost some support but they are still on average 10-15% ahead of their second place rivals.

She'll quit Holyrood before the next UK election, get a plucky seat in the Borders or Englandshire, she'll be found by the 'English' media for the non-entity that she is, and at best will be Minister for fees to enter the European Union (look at about 7 quid a go)



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