The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
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The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
When is your office party? What are you wearing? Are you dreading it? Is the missus (or mister) going to get shit-faced and cause a scene? Are you going to fuck the secretary in the stationary cupboard? Are you going to make a slurring drunken proposal to the office intern you've had your eye on for the past year? All office parties do for me is to remind me of the frutility of existence. People with rictus grins prentending to be happy when deep inside they are dying. But that's just me. What are your experiences?
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Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
carcinogen wrote: Are you going to fuck the secretary in the stationary cupboard?
It won’t be stationary, - don’t worry about that, mister sub.
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Re: The 'Party' Season. Xmas 'Do's' are they all that?
carcinogen wrote:the frutility of existence
Paul Hawksbee:
"The frutility of existence? The frutility of existence? Is that the Kancutlawns autobiography?"
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:carcinogen wrote:the frutility of existence
Paul Hawksbee:
"The frutility of existence? The frutility of existence? Is that the Kancutlawns autobiography?"
it’s a healthy eats recipe book beefed up with choice chunks of Kankers’ spiritual philosophy.
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Porked up shirley
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Porked up shirley
Beef Cake.
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They are good if there is vol-au-vents ( prawn or chicken preferably) and decent sandwiches.
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Actually work do's can be quite fun. I met my last missus through one. Poor cunt. She had no idea I was an alcoholic sociopath. We're still on good terms though. Bless.
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Mines Friday night, will have to wear a Christmas jumper despite it being 20 degrees
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Saints11 wrote:Mines Friday night, will have to wear a Christmas jumper despite it being 20 degrees
Turn the heating down a bit then!
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ToRmAtO wrote:They are good if there is vol-au-vents ( prawn or chicken preferably) and decent sandwiches.
I think the last vol-au-vents were made in the early 1980s, so I'd give them a miss if I were you.
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You only go to a Christmas party if you can’t think of a believable excuse. Humbug!
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Got my works Xmas party tomorrow. Should be good, provided the gobby, non-PC, divorced colleague doesn't shoot her mouth off when she's had a few...
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Saints11 wrote:Mines Friday night, will have to wear a Christmas jumper despite it being 20 degrees
Exactly.
I'll be wearing a Christmas T-shirt, not jumper
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