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Re: Vanessa Feltz
She's workin-it on national main-steam media and you'ze workin' it on some shitcunt nobody readz forum. Whozedachum?
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Re: Vanessa Feltz
She looks like a terrible nightmare with yeasty satchel flaps you mental bastardkancutlawns wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 8:55 pm I’ve had a thing for her for years now. Looks like a good time old girl and with a lovely pair of funbags.
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Re: Vanessa Feltz
Nooooo, Lawns! Why?!kancutlawns wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 8:55 pmI’ve had a thing for her for years now. Looks like a good time old girl and with a lovely pair of funbags.carcinogen wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 6:57 pmYou want her don't you. You DOG. That big arse on your face ... oh you are a sly one. I get you now.kancutlawns wrote: ↑Fri Aug 26, 2022 1:20 pmWas she in Footlights?carcinogen wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:47 pm She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.
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Re: Vanessa Feltz
No fat shaming Lambers. Tut tut.lambrini wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 10:16 pmNooooo, Lawns! Why?!kancutlawns wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 8:55 pmI’ve had a thing for her for years now. Looks like a good time old girl and with a lovely pair of funbags.carcinogen wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 6:57 pmYou want her don't you. You DOG. That big arse on your face ... oh you are a sly one. I get you now.kancutlawns wrote: ↑Fri Aug 26, 2022 1:20 pmWas she in Footlights?carcinogen wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:47 pm She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.
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Re: Vanessa Feltz
Eh? I'm fat, too, you know!kancutlawns wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 10:34 pmNo fat shaming Lambers. Tut tut.lambrini wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 10:16 pmNooooo, Lawns! Why?!kancutlawns wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 8:55 pmI’ve had a thing for her for years now. Looks like a good time old girl and with a lovely pair of funbags.carcinogen wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 6:57 pmYou want her don't you. You DOG. That big arse on your face ... oh you are a sly one. I get you now.kancutlawns wrote: ↑Fri Aug 26, 2022 1:20 pmWas she in Footlights?carcinogen wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:47 pm She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.
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Re: Vanessa Feltz
I'd take one for the team.kancutlawns wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 10:34 pmNo fat shaming Lambers. Tut tut.lambrini wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 10:16 pmNooooo, Lawns! Why?!kancutlawns wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 8:55 pmI’ve had a thing for her for years now. Looks like a good time old girl and with a lovely pair of funbags.carcinogen wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 6:57 pmYou want her don't you. You DOG. That big arse on your face ... oh you are a sly one. I get you now.kancutlawns wrote: ↑Fri Aug 26, 2022 1:20 pmWas she in Footlights?carcinogen wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:47 pm She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.
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Re: Vanessa Feltz
Liar, liar XS pants on fire.
The amount of high cheeked finely boned imagery you post on here is revealing, cept for the obsession with fat boys in nappies that is a bit of a spanner but I suppose that's like your high court judge going to his local dom for a spanking.
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Re: Vanessa Feltz
XS?! You're kidding, right?!antdad wrote: ↑Mon Aug 29, 2022 3:48 pmLiar, liar XS pants on fire.
The amount of high cheeked finely boned imagery you post on here is revealing, cept for the obsession with fat boys in nappies that is a bit of a spanner but I suppose that's like your high court judge going to his local dom for a spanking.
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Re: Vanessa Feltz
Of course I am my smokey little Lambretta, the first rule of girl talk about her stats is always aim low, very low.