Vanessa Feltz

[kancutlawns]

She's about as glamorous as a warthog with syphilis.

You know a fair bit about them. Fair play.

[dingdongthewitchisdead]

is the old pig gone yet ?

[carcinogen]

She's about as glamorous as a warthog with syphilis.

You know a fair bit about them. Fair play.

She's workin-it on national main-steam media and you'ze workin' it on some shitcunt nobody readz forum. Whozedachum?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I’ve had a thing for her for years now. Looks like a good time old girl and with a lovely pair of funbags.

She looks like a terrible nightmare with yeasty satchel flaps you mental bastard

[lambrini]

She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.

Was she in Footlights?

You want her don't you. You DOG. That big arse on your face ... oh you are a sly one. I get you now.

I’ve had a thing for her for years now. Looks like a good time old girl and with a lovely pair of funbags.

Nooooo, Lawns! Why?!

[kancutlawns]

She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.

Was she in Footlights?

You want her don't you. You DOG. That big arse on your face ... oh you are a sly one. I get you now.

I’ve had a thing for her for years now. Looks like a good time old girl and with a lovely pair of funbags.

Nooooo, Lawns! Why?!

No fat shaming Lambers. Tut tut.

[lambrini]

She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.

Was she in Footlights?

You want her don't you. You DOG. That big arse on your face ... oh you are a sly one. I get you now.

I’ve had a thing for her for years now. Looks like a good time old girl and with a lovely pair of funbags.

Nooooo, Lawns! Why?!

No fat shaming Lambers. Tut tut.

Eh? I'm fat, too, you know!

[Carlos J]

She got a double-first at Cambridge I think, Stephen Fry used to copy her homework. I always thought she was a fat gobby Jewish housewife. Fair play to her ... full respeck.

Was she in Footlights?

You want her don't you. You DOG. That big arse on your face ... oh you are a sly one. I get you now.

I’ve had a thing for her for years now. Looks like a good time old girl and with a lovely pair of funbags.

Nooooo, Lawns! Why?!

No fat shaming Lambers. Tut tut.

I'd take one for the team.

[antdad]

Eh? I'm fat, too, you know!

Liar, liar XS pants on fire.

The amount of high cheeked finely boned imagery you post on here is revealing, cept for the obsession with fat boys in nappies that is a bit of a spanner but I suppose that's like your high court judge going to his local dom for a spanking.

[lambrini]

Eh? I'm fat, too, you know!

Liar, liar XS pants on fire.

The amount of high cheeked finely boned imagery you post on here is revealing, cept for the obsession with fat boys in nappies that is a bit of a spanner but I suppose that's like your high court judge going to his local dom for a spanking.

XS?! You're kidding, right?!

[antdad]

Of course I am my smokey little Lambretta, the first rule of girl talk about her stats is always aim low, very low.