The Pathetic! Fred

[kancutlawns]

Bobby Charlton, Antony Martial
Andy Warhol, only partial
Pele and the skull hammer
Beckenbauer is not a gammon
Little Richard, Little Nell
Willy Wonka, William Tell
Salman Rushdie, Kym Mazelle
Hello, hello, hello, hello

Pathetic!

[subsub]

Bobby Charlton, Antony Martial
Andy Warhol, only partial
Pele and the skull hammer
Beckenbauer is not a gammon
Little Richard, Little Nell
Willy Wonka, William Tell
Salman Rushdie, Kym Mazelle
Hello, hello, hello, hello

Pathetic!

A fantastic album.

[kancutlawns]

Bobby Charlton, Antony Martial
Andy Warhol, only partial
Pele and the skull hammer
Beckenbauer is not a gammon
Little Richard, Little Nell
Willy Wonka, William Tell
Salman Rushdie, Kym Mazelle
Hello, hello, hello, hello

Pathetic!

A fantastic album.

The Beloved were a fine group, subs.

[JudgeTedd]

Thomas Tuchel - using a baseball cap to hide his balding pate.

Pathetic!

Antonio Conte - using stick on hair to disguise his balding pate.

Pathetic!

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

"Anthony" Taylor, following in "Mike" Dean's stack heeled shoes. Pathetic!

[Zambo]

A pathetic day for match officials yesterday in the Prem. Just shocking what they missed.

[kancutlawns]

I hope you die very painfully of syphilis

You should be thrown head first into a concrete mixer and then immersed into acid

Hope you have an massive syringe inserted into your bottom with violent rage from an angry tribe of pregnant lionesses

You should be put into a prison cell that's on a rollercoaster and be force fed contaminated semolina laced with arsenic, garam masala and laxative

These are the tweets we have read about death threats to a footballer. They are disgusting, inflammatory, abusive, illegal and symptomatic of a diseased mind.

Are we desensitised to the suffering, trauma and stress that abusive death threats cause? Should we read out more of them on the air for titilation and better ratings?

Pathetic!

[JudgeTedd]

Using a Jewellers eyepiece to decide an offside.

Pathetic!

[chelseachelsea]

Chelsea

Worse than Pathetic!!

[JudgeTedd]

Pathetic!

[kancutlawns]

[kancutlawns]

Walk to Villa Park on Sunday for the match against West Ham whilst Mrs K goes shopping and then to the out of town leisure and restaurant err resort. Watched a shit game, she and the family are still out so I arrange for them to pick me up after the match and walk for twenty minutes to an accessible place for them despite having an injured ankle. I ring her every few minutes as she's on the way and she's struggling to find where I am even though I tell her where to put the location on Google Maps on her phone. She tells me about landmarks on the way and I tell her in slightly raised tones that I don't know about each shop and hospital on the way. I tell her just to keep on the road. She rings me twenty minutes after to tell me she's in fucking Erdington which is 4.8 sodding miles away! How the hell did she go so far in the opposite direction? Fortunately, the match had long since finished and the traffic had cleared. To add to my sense of grievance, after I finished talking to Mrs K, there was a young yobbo in his car complaining that I was standing in front of him and stopping him for getting out. He asked me why I saw him and didn't move to which I bellowed "Of course I fucking saw you, that's why I stood in front of your car ya lemon!" He took his seatbelt off and stoped himself from getting out because I would have let him have it.

Pathetic!

[lambrini]

Housepipe ban on an island.

Ruud Gullit, Antony Martial, Marcel Desailly, porn actor, Jesse Jackson, Barack and Mike Obama and lots of other darkies

People who don’t like Afghan palao

People who believe the MSN

Bobby Charlton

Andy Warhol and other perverted homos

Pathetic!!