Let me tell you about an incident I had the other day. Some Herbert was taking up far to much space on the pavement that I couldn’t get past him on my E-Scooter. I ended up having to swerve to avoid him. This made me fall into a hedge.
So today I made sure he couldn’t miss me this time by covering my scooter with lights bright enough to illuminate the moon. Hopefully this time the old git will see me coming.
Some Herbert on the pavement
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Re: Some Herbert on the pavement
Should have run the old cunt over then banned hom from the pavement for 48 hrs
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Re: Some Herbert on the pavement
I’ll have him next time, don’t you worry about that. Guide dog or no guide dog.Sid Pervcat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:31 pm Should have run the old cunt over then banned hom from the pavement for 48 hrs
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Re: Some Herbert on the pavement
My mate sells scooter accessories and apparently these are going down a storm at the local A&E...
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Re: Some Herbert on the pavement
Perma and a good kicking for the driver.Sid Pervcat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:31 pm Should have run the old cunt over then banned hom from the pavement for 48 hrs
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Re: Some Herbert on the pavement
I’m afraid that brought a smile to my haggard chops.
If it’s any consolation, I once ended up unconscious in a hedge in even less dignified circumstances.
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Re: Some Herbert on the pavement
I’ve decided to switch to my trusty skateboard for the time being. Man, do I look cool.
Nowhere to leave an e-scooter anyway. Someone will always come along a knock it over.
Nowhere to leave an e-scooter anyway. Someone will always come along a knock it over.
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Re: Some Herbert on the pavement
Get your own.
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Re: Some Herbert on the pavement
Zummtales never seen to end with him getting knocked spark out
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Re: Some Herbert on the pavement
#fuckinghardme
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Re: Some Herbert on the pavement
Dunno, ask Brad Dunbar about that broThe Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:53 pm Zummtales never seen to end with him getting knocked spark out
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Re: Some Herbert on the pavement
Another tough cookie.
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