Banged Up - C4

[lambrini]

New idea: 'Cooking in prison' but it's not actually in prison.
Channel 4: Yeah, we'll buy that.

Also Channel 4: Hmm, liking the idea but we’ll need to make a few changes to attract a younger audience. Can we drop the cooking bit?

Executive 1: Ahhh–no! Baking! Let's do baking in prison. Young people love baking!
Executive 2: Great idea! But not actually in prison.
Executive 1: Certainly not. Someone might get offended.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Lynn idea for show called Young Offenders where we get Mizzy to mizzify various oaps to see if any of them drop dead