Snottergate

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Does footage exist? Ali C seems quite the err cee

[paolo]

Ronnie could do an Epstein a Blair a west a Sutcliffe

And for some reason still get away with it

Cod he’s a character

[Zambo]

Appears that both of the twats have issues.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

But do they have tissues?

[Zambo]

But do they have tissues?

Well it appears Ron didn't need one, just his index and middle fingers.

[Sadact7]

Ronnie could do an Epstein a Blair a west a Sutcliffe

And for some reason still get away with it

Cod he’s a character

“Oooh, have you seen the documentary? He’s such a fascinating, complex individual”

No, he’s a mardy little shitwipe. He needs to wind it in, shut the fuck up and just get on with waving his little bit of willow about and caressing balls etc.

Every time some sports twat is called a tortured genius, I’m very happy to confirm that, actually, they’re just a bit of a twat who plays sport (or snooker/darts).

Ronnie Irani is a better Ronnie than this weasel faced chump.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Bro. BRO. That's poking the bear bro.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Vent yer spleen on "Ali" (who the FUCK calls themself ALI) who rates himself as some sort of top boy handy geezer ace face, but in reality is a bottle job angry dwarf. Ron is the ACTUAL real deal, who can spot this guy ritchie cardboard plank a mile off, and treats him with according disdain. Ronnie's speech after the win was beautiful, he basically said "this cunt never had it, never will have it, I even let him have a taste to see if he could step up but of course he shat it because he's a little cunt, now fuck off"