Yeah it's pretty insulting to people who actually have mental health issues. How is Horse these days anyway?
Alex Crook
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Glazed Earthenware Horse?
Blimey, that takes me back. Back about two reboots of this here site, as I recall.
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How does this bloke exist? He reminds me of Trump. Absolutely zero self-awareness. Sleeps like a baby. Has a one-hour attention-span. Bloke is a fucking pub-bore, getting all his 'scoops' via social media and passing them off as 'breaking news'. Absolute grifter. I get that these days it's all about 'fake it to make it' but this knob takes it to a new level. Fair play to old SiJo, he see's through the schick, although these days Simon seems to be towing the company-line and holding up 'Crooky' as someone 'on the inside'. Crook is on the inside of a colon imo, along with Matterface.
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"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
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He’s an utter fucking vagina.carcinogen wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2024 7:15 am How does this bloke exist? He reminds me of Trump. Absolutely zero self-awareness. Sleeps like a baby. Has a one-hour attention-span. Bloke is a fucking pub-bore, getting all his 'scoops' via social media and passing them off as 'breaking news'. Absolute grifter. I get that these days it's all about 'fake it to make it' but this knob takes it to a new level. Fair play to old SiJo, he see's through the schick, although these days Simon seems to be towing the company-line and holding up 'Crooky' as someone 'on the inside'. Crook is on the inside of a colon imo, along with Matterface.
Look at him. Unironically trying to channel David Brent while battling heroically to stay “sucked in” to avoid releasing the monumental tsunami of flabbery threatening to burst forth from his gut region and lay waste to the entirety of his shirt buttons and elasticated waistline.
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Good God! That smug, "thoughtful" expression ... is he related to Clever Adrian?
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Re: Alex Crook
Doesn't look as big of a cunt as he sounds tbh. I thought he'd be of Jonathan Pearce proportions.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.