Mike Parry

[Sid Pervcat]

Scruffy cunt

[shivah]

The dress sense of prime narcissists.

Two shirts for a £1.
Takes some believing.





We're better than yoww.

Fat private school cunt talks bollocks to a thin private school cunt.

[able1]

Attention seeker Vine's faux, manufactured cycling antics say it all.

He needs to understand rule number one is to cycle defensively, but then he couldn't make his silly little contrived videos.
One day he'll pick on the wrong driver and find himself flattened.

Loathed by cyclists and non cyclists alike, he gives the cycling fraternity a bad name.


Parry believes he's still part of the press, just thirty years after being booted out and completely snubbed for good reason.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Wandering around Chester this week and passed the Boathouse, triggered a memory of a two mikes podcast. Been searching for it since and just got it

Fire and Water (Feb 2018) from 24 minutes

https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the- ... des/recent

[JudgeTedd]

Parry has been trending today.

[lambrini]

Hopefully will fire off some drunken abuse later

Rose, red... Wait, what was it...? Red, rose, white, whiskey. RRWW. Something like that.

A good 'Spoons isn’t bad tbf. Last year, I paid under four quid for a pint in a Wetherspoons in North London. That’s cheap compared to other pubs in the city– seven quid a pint or something. Mad.

[lambrini]

Parry has been trending today.

Why?

[JudgeTedd]

Parry has been trending today.

Why?

Made an arse of himself (no surprise there), on telly arguing about some such bollocks.

[able1]

Lookatmeee wanted to be the centre of attention.

Vine arranged a lead-in item with a bag of 'easy-peel mandarins' stating how crazy the supermarkets had become.

Cue Parry ' that's my party piece I can peel them one-handed.'

Given Parry's recent dexterity displays - missing the nominated numbers 20+ times at darts, abandoned guitar lessons after one attempt despite great boasts of what he would achieve, suckered into polishing his master's shoes live on air, plus being truly mugged on the vegan sausage failure, this could be redemption time, or not.

It started badly - always willing to give his fellow narcissist more rope to hang himself, Vine tossed a satsuma to Parry - who somewhat predictably failed to catch it.

Thrown another, Parry proceeded to bite the peel to open it.

Then he picked at the peel inside a cupped hand with the juice pouring onto his cheatsheets.
After 20 seconds Parry proudly held his hand up high, the juice now running down his sleeve, to reveal a pulped, squashed, unrecognisible orange mess.

With the two in the studio pissing themselves, Vine offered a cloth to clean up.

Parry was genuinely proud of this utter shambles.

99% of adults would achieve better on their first ever attempt.

Why would he think something so simple is a party piece, and why can't the cack handed cretin actually do it?
As the unemployable fantasist would have it ' I've been successful at everything I've ever done.'

[subsub]

Lookatmeee wanted to be the centre of attention.

Vine arranged a lead-in item with a bag of 'easy-peel mandarins' stating how crazy the supermarkets had become.

Cue Parry ' that's my party piece I can peel them one-handed.'

Given Parry's recent dexterity displays - missing the nominated numbers 20+ times at darts, abandoned guitar lessons after one attempt despite great boasts of what he would achieve, suckered into polishing his master's shoes live on air, plus being truly mugged on the vegan sausage failure, this could be redemption time, or not.

It started badly - always willing to give his fellow narcissist more rope to hang himself, Vine tossed a satsuma to Parry - who somewhat predictably failed to catch it.

Thrown another, Parry proceeded to bite the peel to open it.

Then he picked at the peel inside a cupped hand with the juice pouring onto his cheatsheets.
After 20 seconds Parry proudly held his hand up high, the juice now running down his sleeve, to reveal a pulped, squashed, unrecognisible orange mess.

With the two in the studio pissing themselves, Vine offered a cloth to clean up.

Parry was genuinely proud of this utter shambles.

99% of adults would achieve better on their first ever attempt.

Why would he think something so simple is a party piece, and why can't the cack handed cretin actually do it?
As the unemployable fantasist would have it ' I've been successful at everything I've ever done.'