The Unofficial 2021/2/3/4 Cricket Thread

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Injuns have rope a doped us. Gonna piss this on the polyfilla pitch. Frooty getting rooted.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Spazball more like. Yank these full tossers off, wheel zimmerframe on

[Zambo]

Believe in Bashball.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Somebody do something - Benjamin get another gbh charge or summat

[JW90]

Another great opportunity chucked away.

The umpiring is atrocious too.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Bungjamean needs to chuck an eppy and windmill the umpy. Unless he's chucked the whole thing for half a billy

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Choodz weird posh-gangsta lisping retardation really boils my piss

[Zambo]

Bears 662-3 v Durham.

Could they eclipse record of 810-4?

[subsub]

Bears 662-3 v Durham.

Could they eclipse record of 810-4?

Nope, they've declared.
Bottle jobs

[Zambo]

Slow getting the breakthrough Durham are 4 for none.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

DURHAM ARE THEY ALL THAT

[Zambo]

Usual biased shit from the BBC. Headlines all about Home Counties teams.

Headline Crawley goes early for Kent. What about the batters who didn't go early. The Bears just got their 2nd batting point on 80 overs, 300, with only the loss of two wickets

Headlines nah Crawley getting out far more important.

[subsub]

Usual biased shit from the BBC. Headlines all about Home Counties teams.

Headline Crawley goes early for Kent. What about the batters who didn't go early. The Bears just got their 2nd batting point on 80 overs, 300, with only the loss of two wickets

Headlines nah Crawley getting out far more important.

You're right, I think there's been an edict in place for some time at the BBC that they should only talk about Middlesex, Surrey, Essex, Hants and the like.
You won't find any stories on their site about Yorkshire, Lancashire, Warwickshire etc

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket

[chelseachelsea]

Usual biased shit from the BBC. Headlines all about Home Counties teams.

Headline Crawley goes early for Kent. What about the batters who didn't go early. The Bears just got their 2nd batting point on 80 overs, 300, with only the loss of two wickets

Headlines nah Crawley getting out far more important.

You're right, I think there's been an edict in place for some time at the BBC that they should only talk about Middlesex, Surrey, Essex, Hants and the like.
You won't find any stories on their site about Yorkshire, Lancashire, Warwickshire etc

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket

You mean the impartial BBC, as many would have us to believe....are now not impartial??

[subsub]

Usual biased shit from the BBC. Headlines all about Home Counties teams.

Headline Crawley goes early for Kent. What about the batters who didn't go early. The Bears just got their 2nd batting point on 80 overs, 300, with only the loss of two wickets

Headlines nah Crawley getting out far more important.

You're right, I think there's been an edict in place for some time at the BBC that they should only talk about Middlesex, Surrey, Essex, Hants and the like.
You won't find any stories on their site about Yorkshire, Lancashire, Warwickshire etc

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket

You mean the impartial BBC, as many would have us to believe....are now not impartial??

Definitely, Mr C.
The BBC should be hauled over the coals for ignoring certain cricket counties. Click on the link I posted and you'll see.