Samuel "Slap your meat on my" Matterface
Kevin "Leather, chaps" Hatchard
Aids "Managing my condition" Durham
Anne "Drew the short penis straw" McKenna
Ian "Squealing fuckpig in a sling, all-cummers fuckngo this Sunday" THE MOOSE/BIG BEAR "Father/Daddy" Abrahams
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MAKING TALKFORUM GREAT AGAIN
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moose
"Here is a box, a musical box, wound up and ready to play. But this box can hide a secret inside. Can you guess what is in it today?"
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Guy "rope" Mowbray.
I thengyow!
I thengyow!
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From the bits I heard tonight. Alex Crook. I thought he was some twat who passed-off other pieces of information and was cos-playing as an 'insider'. I could be wrong on this ... I'm only half listening to this shit. I have important things to do. I'm a busy, busy man.
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Defo Hatchard. I always imagine him phoning in sitting on a little phone table wearing a yellow dress with a fruit basket hat on sporting a big pair of Diedre Barlow style glasses like those spoof gossip characters in 80’s comedy shows everytime I hear him speak.
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Hello chaps, are you well?...... clear winner
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Moose’s ohhh a dooont really knooow was quite camp
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Now I think about it, H&J had regular clip ... "What a screamer!", from a commentary about a goal from 30 yards out, but in the bad old days they used it for any mention of Christopher Biggins.
Does that count?
Does that count?
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The fucking moose is a heaving, swollen bag of stinking shit.
And quite squeaky and camp.
And quite squeaky and camp.
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