Gaunt - Part 59: From Cradle to (Wals) Grave

[shivah]

Gunt wants high art (although he couldn't spell high art) yet the only way of getting is via government subsidy, which he doesn't agrrrrrrrrrrrree with. Huh huh huh!

[TerryTibbs]

There is the basis of a good joke in the RSC article about Mrs Gaunt but I can’t quite put it together. It’s something about a keen gardener and years of experience with a dickweed.

[shivah]

Where was my frrrrrrrrrrree ticket to Wembley you nomarks?

I'm a well known local celebrrrrrrrrrrity huh huh huh !

[TerryTibbs]

Where was my frrrrrrrrrrree ticket to Wembley you nomarks?

I'm a well known local celebrrrrrrrrrrity huh huh huh !

Jason was there and paid his way

[shivah]

Where was my frrrrrrrrrrree ticket to Wembley you nomarks?

I'm a well known local celebrrrrrrrrrrity huh huh huh !

Jason was there and paid his way

I don't think Grunt could pay £2 for a bus at the moment.

[Jonathan Grunt]

HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS FOLKS .......

[shivah]

HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS FOLKS .......

Never gonna happen.

[Sid Pervcat]

Did we ever find out what his "serious illness" that made him "nearly die" was?

Apart from morbid obesity, obvs

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Did we ever find out what his "serious illness" that made him "nearly die" was?

Apart from morbid obesity, obvs

Skivealitis

[TerryTibbs]

I hope he makes a comeback

[shivah]

Just been told that Fatty is claiming to be starting his shitcasts again on Monday.

[shivah]

https://x.com/jongaunt/status/1788560075818189251

[shivah]

Imminent nuclear annihilation and this is all Fatty cares about

https://x.com/jongaunt/status/1788617277966803019

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Imminent nuclear annihilation and this is all Fatty cares about

https://x.com/jongaunt/status/1788617277966803019

Cutting edge views as ever.

Went to Verona today, would highly recommend it to Gaunt, centre of the place is Bra Square.

[birdie]

Imminent nuclear annihilation and this is all Fatty cares about

https://x.com/jongaunt/status/1788617277966803019

On the one hand he has beggar all else to tweet about, and on the other he does have a point.

I went to the local Sainsbogs this morning, it has 12 self service tills, all were being used, there were two manned (or womaned) tills open, both with customers, me included. No long queue as such, just two people in front of me and one behind on the other, but as one customer left another came along.
If those at the12 self service tills were to be served at manned till there would have to be at least 4 tills or jolly long queues.
The self service tills are OK for many, but just as many don't like them, but some stores are even going to till less, everything is done by scanning on a smart phone, again, some like it some don't, but, I suppose, that's the technological world we live in.