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subsub wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 11:40 pm
lambrini wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 11:19 pm Meanwhile, Ava "I'm offended coz Laurence Fox wouldn't shag me" Wotsit is BASKING in the attention
Do you actually think that's why she's offended?
Partly, and because he humiliated her for no reason on live television. She didn't deserve that.

Unsurprisingly, politicians have waded in. I'm not sure what someone's sexual and politicial preferences has to do with them.
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lambrini wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 7:05 pm
Carlos J wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:58 pm
lambrini wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:25 pm
Vespa wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:39 pm I see Dan has been suspended after Lozza Fox grassed hin up.
No waaay!
Yes way. A BOGOF of cunts to be sacked:
Yeah, I'm catching up with the drama now. Jesus... :lol:
A magical tweet. Dan Dan, trying to sound caught out, Lozza points out Dan was laughing at it all. It's also reported that the production crew weren't happy with Dan Dan slagging them off.

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lambrini wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:44 am
subsub wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 11:40 pm
lambrini wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 11:19 pm Meanwhile, Ava "I'm offended coz Laurence Fox wouldn't shag me" Wotsit is BASKING in the attention
Do you actually think that's why she's offended?
Partly, and because he humiliated her for no reason on live television. She didn't deserve that
Agreed. But I'm not sure she's basking in the attention, probably more pleased that these two scumbags are getting their just desserts.
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Vespa wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:50 am
lambrini wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 7:05 pm
Carlos J wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:58 pm
lambrini wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:25 pm
Vespa wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:39 pm I see Dan has been suspended after Lozza Fox grassed hin up.
No waaay!
Yes way. A BOGOF of cunts to be sacked:
Yeah, I'm catching up with the drama now. Jesus... :lol:
A magical tweet. Dan Dan, trying to sound caught out, Lozza points out Dan was laughing at it all. It's also reported that the production crew weren't happy with Dan Dan slagging them off.
He strikes me as an arrogant arse. A Poundshop Miranda Priestley.
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subsub wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:51 am
lambrini wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:44 am
subsub wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 11:40 pm
lambrini wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 11:19 pm Meanwhile, Ava "I'm offended coz Laurence Fox wouldn't shag me" Wotsit is BASKING in the attention
Do you actually think that's why she's offended?
Partly, and because he humiliated her for no reason on live television. She didn't deserve that
Agreed. But I'm not sure she's basking in the attention, probably more pleased that these two scumbags are getting their just desserts.
Oh, of course she is! :lol: Posting pics of herself giving the middle finger, necking pints and making roll-ups while checking her Twitter feed is hardly the actions of gentlewoman who doesn't want attention. She's enjoying her five minutes of fame. More power to her, as the old saying goes.
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The only saving grace is that the audience for GB News is , to say the least, tiny.
And it has recorded a new low in the length of time people watch for.

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The lad from the show Lewis (who wasn’t Lewis), has really taken his marriage break up badly. He’s now trying to drag everyone else into his private hell. Mind you, he can happily take Dan Dan with him.
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lambrini wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:00 am
subsub wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:51 am
lambrini wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:44 am
subsub wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 11:40 pm
lambrini wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 11:19 pm Meanwhile, Ava "I'm offended coz Laurence Fox wouldn't shag me" Wotsit is BASKING in the attention
Do you actually think that's why she's offended?
Partly, and because he humiliated her for no reason on live television. She didn't deserve that
Agreed. But I'm not sure she's basking in the attention, probably more pleased that these two scumbags are getting their just desserts.
Oh, of course she is! :lol: Posting pics of herself giving the middle finger, necking pints and making roll-ups while checking her Twitter feed is hardly the actions of gentlewoman who doesn't want attention. She's enjoying her five minutes of fame. More power to her, as the old saying goes.
Agreed. I can't see what's libellous in what he said and look forward to the court case, though I somehow think that won't happen.
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Sunbeam Alpine wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:12 am The only saving grace is that the audience for GB News is , to say the least, tiny.
And it has recorded a new low in the length of time people watch for.
I think I'm right in saying that the highlighted line is the real kicker.

The real ratings standard by which execs judge a broadcast isn't so much how many tune in, but the retention of viewers after a certain time period has elapsed.

So it suggests people tune in out of curiosity before quickly concluding that it's a pile of shite and turning over.
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lambrini wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:00 am
subsub wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:51 am
lambrini wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:44 am
subsub wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 11:40 pm
lambrini wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 11:19 pm Meanwhile, Ava "I'm offended coz Laurence Fox wouldn't shag me" Wotsit is BASKING in the attention
Do you actually think that's why she's offended?
Partly, and because he humiliated her for no reason on live television. She didn't deserve that
Agreed. But I'm not sure she's basking in the attention, probably more pleased that these two scumbags are getting their just desserts.
Oh, of course she is! :lol: Posting pics of herself giving the middle finger, necking pints and making roll-ups while checking her Twitter feed is hardly the actions of gentlewoman who doesn't want attention. She's enjoying her five minutes of fame. More power to her, as the old saying goes.
I think if Dan Dan had been brought down after discussing how fuckable she is on TV - I'd be all over it to.

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https://www.theguardian.com/media/2023/ ... daily-mail

MailOnline terminates Dan Wootton’s contract
DMG Media spokesperson says journalist’s freelance column with MailOnline 'has been terminated, along with his contract’

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He's replacing m cat on overnights
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I don't know anyone who likes Wootton. This is a good laugh.

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The ghost of Caroline Flack will rest easy at Wooooootton getting his much deserved comeuppance.
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The gammon tears will be delightful.

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