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Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 5:49 pm
by ccreds
Sid Pervcat wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 5:19 pm
ccreds wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 6:02 pm Where are there xg goals stats websites?
Pardon?
XG = Expected Goals

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:28 pm
by JudgeTedd
The Modern Football Fan is at its worst on days like this. They seem to have the inside track on players they’ve never heard of.

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 3:54 pm
by JudgeTedd
Christ alive!

Truly horrendous modern football fan speak. And the replies are worse. :roll:

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 5:34 pm
by kancutlawns
Give and gos, ballstriking? This has to be from the Ted Lasso or Jesse Marsch tactic compendium.

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 6:01 pm
by Reg
ccreds wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 6:02 pm Where are there xg goals stats websites?
On the internet?

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:19 pm
by henrycrs
XG must be the biggest load of wank I’ve heard in years.

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 12:45 pm
by JimmyDee
henrycrs wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:19 pm XG must be the biggest load of wank I’ve heard in years.
Indeed. Expected by whom, exactly? :-)
Who asked for that? No-one, of course, but once it's there telly-fans and phone-in ranters quote it as though they were scored in real-life.

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 2:28 pm
by rorymac
I grew up with full backs, a centre half, half backs, inside forwards, wingers and a striker. Proper football by god :butthead:

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:42 pm
by Sadact7
Football fans nowadays are virginal pussies who wouldn’t have dared go near a football ground in bygone times.

They love buzzwords and stats because you don’t have to possess any understanding of the game to be able to regurgitate them.

I blame Pep. Bald son of a bitch has boiled down football into a joyless, autistic wankfest.

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 10:10 pm
by JudgeTedd
kancutlawns wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 5:34 pm Give and gos, ballstriking? This has to be from the Ted Lasso or Jesse Marsch tactic compendium.
One of the replies was saying he could play as a Left 8, whatever that means.

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2023 7:53 am
by Zambo
JudgeTedd wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 10:10 pm
kancutlawns wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 5:34 pm Give and gos, ballstriking? This has to be from the Ted Lasso or Jesse Marsch tactic compendium.
One of the replies was saying he could play as a Left 8, whatever that means.
A number 10

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2023 11:45 am
by JimmyDee
Zambo wrote: ↑Wed Mar 29, 2023 7:53 am
JudgeTedd wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 10:10 pm One of the replies was saying he could play as a Left 8, whatever that means.
A number 10
Perhaps he was a posh bloke, trying to say he should be "left out".

Boom boom!

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2023 1:28 pm
by JudgeTedd
Zambo wrote: ↑Wed Mar 29, 2023 7:53 am
JudgeTedd wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 10:10 pm
kancutlawns wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 5:34 pm Give and gos, ballstriking? This has to be from the Ted Lasso or Jesse Marsch tactic compendium.
One of the replies was saying he could play as a Left 8, whatever that means.
A number 10
Only thing is, since the 93/94 season squad numbers have been used. Gallas wore 10 at Arsenal. Ian Wright wore 8.

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2023 1:23 pm
by EddieCheddar
Sadact7 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:42 pm Football fans nowadays are virginal pussies who wouldn’t have dared go near a football ground in bygone times.

They love buzzwords and stats because you don’t have to possess any understanding of the game to be able to regurgitate them.

I blame Pep. Bald son of a bitch has boiled down football into a joyless, autistic wankfest.
Spot on.

The type of wankers who listen to Jack mate podcasts, eat buttermilk chicken, wear retro Boca Juniors shirts and grow beards even though they’re ginger as the alternative of a triple chin on display is less desirable. Fucking safe space seeking shitcunt bastards.

Can all be traced back to Lovejoy.The bastard.

Re: The modern football fan

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2023 1:35 pm
by Sadact7
EddieCheddar wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 1:23 pm
Sadact7 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:42 pm Football fans nowadays are virginal pussies who wouldn’t have dared go near a football ground in bygone times.

They love buzzwords and stats because you don’t have to possess any understanding of the game to be able to regurgitate them.

I blame Pep. Bald son of a bitch has boiled down football into a joyless, autistic wankfest.
Spot on.

The type of wankers who listen to Jack mate podcasts, eat buttermilk chicken, wear retro Boca Juniors shirts and grow beards even though they’re ginger as the alternative of a triple chin on display is less desirable. Fucking safe space seeking shitcunt bastards.

Can all be traced back to Lovejoy.The bastard.
Outstanding analysis Cheddz.

"Absolute scenes"

"Limbs"

"Football purist"

"FIFA ratings"

Just fuck off you little gimps. You've never kicked a ball in your life.
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