Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7

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Carry on taking the drugs James (Brown) you're still as dull as shite.

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Was only briefly tolerable as jv's bag carrier
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:06 pm Was only briefly tolerable as jv's bag carrier
JV’s gotta brand new bag.
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antdad wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:02 pm Carry on taking the drugs James (Brown) you're still as dull as shite.
Was that the same guy that used to be on Johnny Vaughan's show? Fucking hell!
He was good with JV (as I dimly recall). Guests take after the hosts, it seems, in terms of dull-spuditude.
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Meh JD, another drink n drug bore from the Loaded generation (mine). He was revelling a little too much in his hey day this afternoon so Hawksbee had to reign him in.

JUST SAY NO kids, not everybody gets their rehab at The Priory paid for.

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JimmyDee wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:45 pm
antdad wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:02 pm Carry on taking the drugs James (Brown) you're still as dull as shite.
Was that the same guy that used to be on Johnny Vaughan's show? Fucking hell!
He was good with JV (as I dimly recall). Guests take after the hosts, it seems, in terms of dull-spuditude.
Might be common knowledge here but I recently read on another site from someone who claimed to have been a runner on the Big Breakfast when JV was on it and he was a complete cunt (but Denise Van Outen was lovely).

Had to tune out today, Paul was really getting on my nerves, his schtick is so fucking tired it's beyond belief.
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Yes Paul is fucking garbage
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:15 pm Yes Paul is fucking garbage
He's worse than ever.
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The new 'Statto' is ... Shatto. Like.
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carcinogen wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:24 pm The new 'Statto' is ... Shatto. Like.
He'll be invethtigating the thtat-ths.
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Yeah he sounded awful.

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JW90 wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:11 pm Yeah he sounded awful.
No doubt a nice enough chap, but ultimately an unfunny box-ticker.
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They have some thunderously shit guests
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:37 pm They have some thunderously shit guests
It's like that and it's like this
These fuckin’ old twats are just takin’ the piss
Just blurt out sludge without even thinkin’
Turn the mikes off cos their shit is fuckin’ stinkin’
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Sadact7 wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:57 pm
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:37 pm They have some thunderously shit guests
It's like that and it's like this
These fuckin’ old twats are just takin’ the piss
Just blurt out sludge without even thinkin’
Turn the mikes off cos their shit is fuckin’ stinkin’
Have you guize noticed I don't post poetry anymore. Why bother. I've been usurped. I got a lot of shit for my poems, but don't seem to have received the equal amount of praise for ceasing and desisting. Fucking two-faced cunts.
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