Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7
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Carry on taking the drugs James (Brown) you're still as dull as shite.
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Was only briefly tolerable as jv's bag carrier
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JV’s gotta brand new bag.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:06 pm Was only briefly tolerable as jv's bag carrier
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Re: Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7
Was that the same guy that used to be on Johnny Vaughan's show? Fucking hell!
He was good with JV (as I dimly recall). Guests take after the hosts, it seems, in terms of dull-spuditude.
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Meh JD, another drink n drug bore from the Loaded generation (mine). He was revelling a little too much in his hey day this afternoon so Hawksbee had to reign him in.
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Might be common knowledge here but I recently read on another site from someone who claimed to have been a runner on the Big Breakfast when JV was on it and he was a complete cunt (but Denise Van Outen was lovely).
Had to tune out today, Paul was really getting on my nerves, his schtick is so fucking tired it's beyond belief.
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He's worse than ever.
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The new 'Statto' is ... Shatto. Like.
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He'll be invethtigating the thtat-ths.
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Yeah he sounded awful.
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No doubt a nice enough chap, but ultimately an unfunny box-ticker.
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Re: Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7
It's like that and it's like this
These fuckin’ old twats are just takin’ the piss
Just blurt out sludge without even thinkin’
Turn the mikes off cos their shit is fuckin’ stinkin’
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Have you guize noticed I don't post poetry anymore. Why bother. I've been usurped. I got a lot of shit for my poems, but don't seem to have received the equal amount of praise for ceasing and desisting. Fucking two-faced cunts.
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"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
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