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[sjbarca]

Wasn't sure about Costello at first, but when the big moments arrived his commentary rose to the occasion. Not convinced by the whining female behind him. Another who starred was Simon Brotherton in the cycling.

Been a glorious listen over the 2 weeks, from the Campbell/Burden happy clappy breakfast

Burden another err irritating BBC naughty little boy voice??!!......Err isn't she another Irish nepotism success story as well??!!

[Von Lugers Butter]

Whose idea was it to allow that twat Johnny Vaughan to present '606'? He is facking terrible-sounded uncertain and clueless. His old personality has vanished and he now sounds like a phony. A shoe-in for talksport at some point?

[Oracle55]

VD, Chappers and Williams? I'd use them for archery targets.

I don't mind Allen but he's a hard nosed political hack so a bit out of his depth talking to folks who aren't looking for an angle and just being nice.

On her regular watch VD has had her hours cut to two per day probably because folks were switching off and realized she's always been a calculating chancer by hanging onto Campbell's coat tales. Love or loathe him Campbell does come into his own dealing with live events because I think he actually enjoys talking to people, you get the impression that's the last thing VD would ever want to do. She's a cold, humorless, talentless bint who only got the job by fucking a fellow presenters husband who also happened to be R5 senior management.

She is truly a humourless, sanctimonious wretch of a woman. No broadcasting talent whatsoever but ticks a DIVERSITY box, so can't be fired. Ratings-wise Keys and Gray have never had it so good.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Switched back to 5live after the end of the Paralympics hoping for something interesting only to find it was a discussion about American Football.

Veritably a feast of sport that we're supposed to be interested in but really don't give a shit about.

Straight back to Danny K

[Holden Mcgroyne]

This is the worst 6 0 6 in the history of the station. Thought for a while it was the pub landlord cunt presenting, turns out to be another flap of the same orgain in Johnny Vaughan.

[Zippy]

The Bishop Stephen Lowe has just stated on Twitter that tonight could be his last show with Nolan as the Producers have given him the push.

Please be true!

The only man to ever make me like Charlie Wolf. Some effort.

[Zippy]

Apparently the Bishop has now been spared the axe after a public outcry.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Commentary down a crackly phone line, nostalgia lives.

[Zippy]

That little wanker Owen Jones is on again.

Revolting little cretin.

[Zippy]

As terrible as the whole thing was, there is a lot of Hillsborough hand wringing going on tonight!

'Chappers'; what a prick.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

That little wanker Owen Jones is on again.

Revolting little cretin.

He's an odious little shit isn't he. Parrot learns a few statistics that he manages to shoehorn into the discussion whether they're of any real relevance or not.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

As terrible as the whole thing was, there is a lot of Hillsborough hand wringing going on tonight!

'Chappers'; what a prick.

gurgling halfwit needs a piano dropped on him

[Reg]

As terrible as the whole thing was, there is a lot of Hillsborough hand wringing going on tonight!

'Chappers'; what a prick.

gurgling halfwit needs a piano dropped on him

When are you going to stop frotting your shroud and

deliver your long-ago-promised definitive cunting of this shower of charisma-free nasal middle-class northern shithouses?

Well?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

As terrible as the whole thing was, there is a lot of Hillsborough hand wringing going on tonight!

'Chappers'; what a prick.

gurgling halfwit needs a piano dropped on him

When are you going to stop frotting your shroud and

deliver your long-ago-promised definitive cunting of this shower of charisma-free nasal middle-class northern shithouses?

Well?

when I get round to it...

[Reg]

As terrible as the whole thing was, there is a lot of Hillsborough hand wringing going on tonight!

'Chappers'; what a prick.

gurgling halfwit needs a piano dropped on him

When are you going to stop frotting your shroud and

deliver your long-ago-promised definitive cunting of this shower of charisma-free nasal middle-class northern shithouses?

Well?

when I get round to it...

We'll ALL be dead by then.