Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
I wonder if the Aussie ''spat in my face so I shock his hand'' road-rage driver is in this book?
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
He must be worth a few bob these days. National radio show five nights a week, his own production company, a published book and his "other 'alf" with her own business.
A couple of newbies for the Collins bingo cards...
"my little boy"
"we hit the clock "
By the way, a few weeks ago Ian said he was 42 years old.
A couple of newbies for the Collins bingo cards...
"my little boy"
"we hit the clock "
By the way, a few weeks ago Ian said he was 42 years old.
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
42 my fucking arse
Joel,Boyce,Alcaraz,Scharner,Espinoza,McCarthy,McArthur,Gomez,(Watson),McManaman,Maloney,Kone,...LEGENDS!
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finchman wrote:42 my fucking arse
I know. Couldn't believe my ears. Collins is five years younger than me? No way. What a lying Dodgepot bastard.
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Ian Collins will be appearing on the BBC Daily Politics show today.
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Thanks to Chris, I seen about 2 mins of Colonel Collins on the Daily Politics.
Still looking like the youngest brother of the Shaky Stevens, John Shuttleworth and Lawrie Sanchez siblings.
*whistlesound*
Still looking like the youngest brother of the Shaky Stevens, John Shuttleworth and Lawrie Sanchez siblings.
*whistlesound*
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
Listened to a bit of the Colonel yesterday and today.
A few new phrases for the bingo card - 'ideology', 'back of a fag packet', 'platitude(s), and of course a 'fella' or thirty in there too.
A few new phrases for the bingo card - 'ideology', 'back of a fag packet', 'platitude(s), and of course a 'fella' or thirty in there too.
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
good old dodgepot MacDougal got a mention last night wonder what he talked about in the last hour ?
wonder what he talked about in the last hour ?i never listen now .
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
Listened to his LBC show last night.
He's still an utter fanny.
He's still an utter fanny.
A joyless arsehole.
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Collins is listenable,unlike that tosser Abbott and his stupid sound effects.
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
Nick Abbot is sitting in for Ian Collins tonight (Thursday). 
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*WHISTLESOUND*
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
Chris wrote:Nick Abbot is sitting in for Ian Collins tonight (Thursday).
Has Collins gone up Westminster way for a portion of the Colonel's finest? #whistlesound #poormanskermodelookalike
Mark 'Cunt' Kermode:
Ian 'Dodgepot McDougall' Collins:
John Shuttleworth as per also noted.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Carlos J wrote:Chris wrote:Nick Abbot is sitting in for Ian Collins tonight (Thursday).
Has Collins gone up Westminster way for a portion of the Colonel's finest?
I believe so, fella.
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