Your own personal descriptive of Alan Brazil? [POLL]

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:15 am

Take your pick.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:18 am

Can I have this POLL reinterpreted as a tapawang friendly POEM?

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:22 am

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Can I have this POLL reinterpreted as a tapawang friendly POEM?

There's just loads of swearing, Ghost-o.

AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:25 am

Can we have a poll that it not so polite. This one is a bit too generous to Al.

Sinbad · Post by **Sinbad** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:54 am

Drunken fat cunt....

Mods,lock this one down !

delboy1983 · Post by **delboy1983** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:02 am

One option ,you're aving a laff

Sinbad · Post by **Sinbad** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:39 am

Dave, did you vote ?

Jonathan Grunt · Post by **Jonathan Grunt** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:45 am

All of the above, plus freeloader, scrounger, xenophobe

Post by **Basualdo** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:45 am

In medieval times the only way they could rid some unfortunate tortured soul of the horrific parasitic menace, the tapeworm, was to starve the patient for days then strap him or her face down and naked to a table.
A piece of raw rancid meat would then beplaced on the poor bastards back just above the arsecrack. The ravenous tapeworm would sense the food and emerge via the anus and then be carefully wound round a stick so as to not break the segments so that they would retract back into the host. Then when the huge parasite was finally free of the pain wracked and ravenous unfortunate, it would be placed on a brazier and burnt.

I believe a slightly modernised adapted system might work with the horrific parasite infecting Talksport.

Just outside the back entrance to Hatfields we could place some crates of low number Buckfast, maybe a gross of bacon rolls, some free airline tickets and perhaps a day pass to an executive box with a free bar at a top race course.
When the revolting and upsetting parasite slithers out to feast on these goodies then he can be carefully wrapped around a couple of baseballl bats and set on fire.

Okay it probably wont work but its worth a try.

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:12 am

Bewdiful.

(The poll, not Al.)

Thursty · Post by **Thursty** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:57 pm

Bon viveur.

*POP*

Sinbad · Post by **Sinbad** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:32 pm

Drunken fat cunt @ 44%

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:45 pm

Other : Freeloading fat purple bastard.

Mittens · Post by **Mittens** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:54 pm

Basualdo wrote:In medieval times... *The whole post*

Top cunting Basualdo

In reality, if there was just a long "Fat, drunken, freeloading, fucking, pisshead, cunt", everyone would just vote for that... So I guess it comes down to your favourite adjective(s)

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