Its Fucking Hot.

[Vespa]

Ironically I'm in my garden being annoyed by wasps. Much to the assument of someone.

Being your favourite insect, I hope you will show tolerance.

Like Jon Gaunt it's just looking for carbs to binge on.

[Vespa]

Top tip - shave your balls.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Why is it every time we have a hot spell, the shops run out of fans ? What's happened to the fans everyone bought last time there was a heatwave ?

[Zambo]

Top tip - shave your balls.

In case anyone wants to risk this, here are a few tips.

How to do it without shaving your balls off:
In case you missed our primer on shaving safety a while back, I called Ortmann to get tips on the best and safest way to shave your balls. The only balls I have are metaphorical (but huge and virile, be assured) so I’ve never done it before. Here is his top-secret recipe for perfectly-shaved balls:

1. If you have a bathtub, pour about two capsules of baby oil in a warm bath (it keeps the skin supple, and it also softens the hair).

2. Sit in your bath and massage your genitals. If you marinate in the bathtub with the baby oil for long enough, you don’t even have to use shaving cream with your razor.

3. Start with a clipper (if plugged into an outlet, obviously do not use in the bath) if your balls are extra hairy.

4. Start with a fresh razor that is not the same one you use on your face.

5. Apply more baby oil to your man zone.

6. If you’re manscaping everything, hold the head of your penis, lift it up, and bring the razor down toward the root of your penis.

7. One swipe, rinse razor, one swipe, rinse razor.

8. Pull the excess skin around the scrotal sack as tight and taut as possible to minimize nicks and give you a closer shave.

9. Condition your cock, balls, and perineum (anything you shave) with hair conditioner to prevent the hair that’s growing back from being too prickly. Rinse it off.

In conclusion, do you need to shave your balls? Only if you want to. Or, if you want to be a gentleman about it, only if your partner wants you to. But remember: baby oil. Injured balls aren't good for either of you.

[Carlos J]

That bad ass rain is shtting down now. Gonna be flood central here.

[Zambo]

Had it in the early hours. Never seen lightening like it, almost continuous for over an hour.

[Carlos J]

Now gone to just heavy rain.

[kancutlawns]

Had a fifteen downpour up here and that was it. Expected a load of rain from Saturday but it never materialised. Quite a bit cooler but there’s got to be a thunderstorm coming soon, Shirley.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Shaved my balls in readiness for the thunderstorm that never came, and they crumbled to dust in my skeletal hands

[paolo]

approaching longest unbroken sunshine record i think

lots of users starting forest fires

[ccreds]

Feels quite muggy. Got to rain.

[Sid Pervcat]

Top tip - shave your balls.

In case anyone wants to risk this, here are a few tips.

How to do it without shaving your balls off:
In case you missed our primer on shaving safety a while back, I called Ortmann to get tips on the best and safest way to shave your balls. The only balls I have are metaphorical (but huge and virile, be assured) so I’ve never done it before. Here is his top-secret recipe for perfectly-shaved balls:

1. If you have a bathtub, pour about two capsules of baby oil in a warm bath (it keeps the skin supple, and it also softens the hair).

2. Sit in your bath and massage your genitals. If you marinate in the bathtub with the baby oil for long enough, you don’t even have to use shaving cream with your razor.

3. Start with a clipper (if plugged into an outlet, obviously do not use in the bath) if your balls are extra hairy.

4. Start with a fresh razor that is not the same one you use on your face.

5. Apply more baby oil to your man zone.

6. If you’re manscaping everything, hold the head of your penis, lift it up, and bring the razor down toward the root of your penis.

7. One swipe, rinse razor, one swipe, rinse razor.

8. Pull the excess skin around the scrotal sack as tight and taut as possible to minimize nicks and give you a closer shave.

9. Condition your cock, balls, and perineum (anything you shave) with hair conditioner to prevent the hair that’s growing back from being too prickly. Rinse it off.

In conclusion, do you need to shave your balls? Only if you want to. Or, if you want to be a gentleman about it, only if your partner wants you to. But remember: baby oil. Injured balls aren't good for either of you.

Or just Mach 3 em once a week.You soon get used to it.

[Zambo]

Sensibility from the scientists. We've past the point of no return, and if that's the case, let's save some money to spend on what is happening now.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech ... hange.html

[Sadact7]

Top tip - shave your balls.

In case anyone wants to risk this, here are a few tips.

How to do it without shaving your balls off:
In case you missed our primer on shaving safety a while back, I called Ortmann to get tips on the best and safest way to shave your balls. The only balls I have are metaphorical (but huge and virile, be assured) so I’ve never done it before. Here is his top-secret recipe for perfectly-shaved balls:

1. If you have a bathtub, pour about two capsules of baby oil in a warm bath (it keeps the skin supple, and it also softens the hair).

2. Sit in your bath and massage your genitals. If you marinate in the bathtub with the baby oil for long enough, you don’t even have to use shaving cream with your razor.

3. Start with a clipper (if plugged into an outlet, obviously do not use in the bath) if your balls are extra hairy.

4. Start with a fresh razor that is not the same one you use on your face.

5. Apply more baby oil to your man zone.

6. If you’re manscaping everything, hold the head of your penis, lift it up, and bring the razor down toward the root of your penis.

7. One swipe, rinse razor, one swipe, rinse razor.

8. Pull the excess skin around the scrotal sack as tight and taut as possible to minimize nicks and give you a closer shave.

9. Condition your cock, balls, and perineum (anything you shave) with hair conditioner to prevent the hair that’s growing back from being too prickly. Rinse it off.

In conclusion, do you need to shave your balls? Only if you want to. Or, if you want to be a gentleman about it, only if your partner wants you to. But remember: baby oil. Injured balls aren't good for either of you.

Or just Mach 3 em once a week.You soon get used to it.

This. Man up and shred em

[gheko]

Why are people shaving the balls?
What's it all about.