Rushden and Glendenning and Baker

[Basualdo]

Let's not forget, not only is he a failed Lovejoy, he's a failed Goldstein.

Think on that!

[Champagne and Roses]

Neil Custis will be bidding for that autograph . Then he’ll tweet Ken Brown.

[Basualdo]

Neil Custis will be bidding for that autograph . Then he’ll tweet Ken Brown.

Doubt it. Rushden's one of the blue check mark brigade. Custis has been blackballed.

[Champagne and Roses]

Can somebody please explain to me why Rushden is allowed to do a show from Australia but Danny Kelly isn't allowed to do Transphobic Euro Express from Ireland ? It's doing my 'ead in.

[Champagne and Roses]

Today Rushden is doing the old Danny Baker feature “Phone in and do an impression of someone only you know” If he had to pay commission to everyone whose ideas he steals he’d be left with no fee at all.

[Erskine Might]

Very funny when the ersatz Wurzel started talking about lesbians and poor Max went very quiet - it rather spoilt the wild and crazy guy image he tries to maintain. You could almost hear him blushing.

Also an impeccably beige contribution to the Sterling controversy: one bloke does nothing, the other one scratches his face and tries to grab his throat, so Max basically suggests it's all very confusing and we should all just move on. TS cannot criticise the midget god it's created.

[Erskine Might]

I've got to hand it to Maxie, though - only he could, or would want to, find a stand-in sidekick who sounds weirdly similar to, and as smugly irritating as, Glendenning...from Iceland.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Rushden even manages to fail at err being a "celebrity failure"

[JimmyDee]

He did a fucking BRILLIANT JWOTS impersonation though. I'll try and clip it, if I can be arsed.

[Erskine Might]

He did a fucking BRILLIANT JWOTS impersonation though. I'll try and clip it, if I can be arsed.

Why be arsed? He's paid to work with and listen to the shouty little git, and you only need to to adopt a vague Scottish accent and shout a lot to do a 'BRILLIANT' impersonation. It's yet another example of Rushden trying to boost his own ego: 'Oh, I've got an idea, let's try some impressions! Me first!'

[manifique]

Seems like Glendenning has taken a particularly bad batch of speed last night and he's on a bad come down as he's even more boring today, if that were possible. His input on football debate is just erm, yeah erm whiles he's trying to fashion some kind of insight which never arrives.

[Erskine Might]

Yes, it's agony listening to him. In fact I switched off after five minutes. At least Father Stone used to go away after a while. Glendenning is an immovable object. And he's such a fake: 'No, Oi can't remember any ting dat happened in da football before last weekend, so I don't'. Well then don't take payment for writing a column about it, a podcast about it and a radio show about it, you tiresome little tit!

[ccreds]

Glendenning messed up in Culverhouse. Double Jemson.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Creds m8 switch that fucken shite off

[Champagne and Roses]

Why are they still doing this tedious feature with Justin Moorhouse guessing the attendance at games ? I mean it is not interesting or entertaining at all, it is like overhearing a conversation between three pub bores, are they even aware other people are listening ? If they are they obviously don’t care.