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Should be interesting tonight. M Cat is a happy hammer, a JiggoPal and took a 'huge bolt' of mephedrone and drove to a hotel in High Wycombe
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M Cat never reads out front/back pages from the Mail. I wonder why...
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Let's hope for a chat, M Cat, talking about Smith possibly losing his Oscar. Like many, mentioning the usuals. We could go far better back with Oscar winners, Paul.

But hey, pervert Weinstein, child rapist Polanski and racist old cunt Gibson.

They keep their Ocscars and blah, blah, blah.

Because they do not take the Oscar from them. Conversation over as any graveyard shit radio type knows.

Keep on the music and sport birthdays filling your show from 4am. :roll:
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M Cat was all over the place last night. Gibbering nonsensical wreck, fucken car crash radio. Sounded like he'd had a binful of meow mix and was ready to party
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 11:31 am M Cat was all over the place last night. Gibbering nonsensical wreck, fucken car crash radio. Sounded like he'd had a binful of meow mix and was ready to party
He was like that early Monday too. Talking really fast, impossible to properly understand what he was saying. Weird fucker.
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I feel a bit sorry for him. He's about 65 and doing the graveyard shift in the middle of the night with his simple sidekick.
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I heard him last night and he was talking as if he was never introduced to punctuation. Mostly he was unintelligible.

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That Krazy Kat was channelling the owl last night. Had the very solid and listenable Sophie Nicolau in the studio and just blabbered nervy high-speed bollocks all over her. Simple Sam droned on. She must have thought wtf
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Zippy wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:10 pm I feel a bit sorry for him. He's about 65 and doing the graveyard shift in the middle of the night with his simple sidekick.
Even Alan Partridge was never fucked over for the overnight show....

And does Woss never take any time off?
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Rowntree wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 4:50 pm
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 11:31 am M Cat was all over the place last night. Gibbering nonsensical wreck, fucken car crash radio. Sounded like he'd had a binful of meow mix and was ready to party
He was like that early Monday too. Talking really fast, impossible to properly understand what he was saying. Weird fucker.
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shivah wrote: Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:35 pm
Zippy wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:10 pm I feel a bit sorry for him. He's about 65 and doing the graveyard shift in the middle of the night with his simple sidekick.
Even Alan Partridge was never fucked over for the overnight show....

And does Woss never take any time off?
I assume that's part of his contract. 'We'll keep you on, but its overnight, and you can never take a holiday'. He's clearly completely desperate.
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Rowntree wrote: Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:59 pm
shivah wrote: Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:35 pm
Zippy wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:10 pm I feel a bit sorry for him. He's about 65 and doing the graveyard shift in the middle of the night with his simple sidekick.
Even Alan Partridge was never fucked over for the overnight show....

And does Woss never take any time off?
I assume that's part of his contract. 'We'll keep you on, but its overnight, and you can never take a holiday'. He's clearly completely desperate.
The breakfast show is the most prestigious radio slot of the day. Paul Woss had it for a year on this version of Talk Radio, to be relegated to overnights...
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shivah wrote: Wed Apr 27, 2022 7:50 pm
Rowntree wrote: Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:59 pm
shivah wrote: Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:35 pm
Zippy wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:10 pm I feel a bit sorry for him. He's about 65 and doing the graveyard shift in the middle of the night with his simple sidekick.
Even Alan Partridge was never fucked over for the overnight show....

And does Woss never take any time off?
I assume that's part of his contract. 'We'll keep you on, but its overnight, and you can never take a holiday'. He's clearly completely desperate.
The breakfast show is the most prestigious radio slot of the day. Paul Woss had it for a year on this version of Talk Radio, to be relegated to overnights...
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