Jose Mourinho

[Carlos J]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work

Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results

You old lothario. lash. Are you after ol' Pet's crown?

[lasharoo]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work

Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results

You old lothario. lash. Are you after ol' Pet's crown?

Im sure if we totted up past conquests then ol' Pet would emerge triumphant CJ, but it possibly might go to 5 sets and a stewards enquiry

[lasharoo]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work

Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results

[Carlos J]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work

Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results

You old lothario. lash. Are you after ol' Pet's crown?

Im sure if we totted up past conquests then ol' Pet would emerge triumphant CJ, but it possibly might go to 5 sets and a stewards enquiry

And you've a good few loving years to come whereas ol' Pet is slowing down in the shagging stakes.

[deisegirl]

How ol' is ol' Pet?

[Carlos J]

I always think of ol' Pet when I see fellow blue Leon off of 'Gogglebox':



But ol' Pet is a bit younger and the big gal is way better than June.

[deisegirl]

Ol' Pet has a much sunnier disposition than Leon to be fair!

[Reg]

How ol' is ol' Pet?

As old as his tongue and about sixty years older than his teeth.

[Petingo]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work

Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results

You old lothario. lash. Are you after ol' Pet's crown?

Im sure if we totted up past conquests then ol' Pet would emerge triumphant CJ, but it possibly might go to 5 sets and a stewards enquiry

And you've a good few loving years to come whereas ol' Pet is slowing down in the shagging stakes.

Not "slowing down" my friend.

Just not spreading it around as much these days.

But still keeping a small coterie of wimminfolk very busy, don't worry 'bout that

[Steve Hunt]

I always think of ol' Pet when I see fellow blue Leon off of 'Gogglebox':

So do I !!!!

[Sinbad]

Mourinho has been quite rightly (imo) getting pelters, on this forum and in the media. Not seen Del jumping to the cunts defence.

Something like.... " It's Luke Shaw's fault, he won't listen to the manager " ...

[Lou Grant]

Apparently after the game on Sunday he was seen scrambling for his diary and muttering 'Dear god, surely we must be playing Arsenal soon'

[Zambo]

[Steve Hunt]

I like Jose.

Sport needs characters.

Without the likes of Jose, Clough, Fergie, Botham, Alex Higgins, O'Sullivan, Best, Gazza, McEnroe etc it would be incredibly dull.

Imagine 92 Steve Bruce's managing the league clubs.

[SeanNW8]

Not one to defend Jose, but Shaw can f*ck right off if he is genuinely put out after he was criticised by his manager.
The guy was completely out of position and what has the game come to if the manager cannot be critical of his players.
We all know Jose is more concerned at protecting himself, but I'm done with the modern player getting all precious and sensitive.