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Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 6:37 am
by Sinbad
Jose Mourinho... August 2016

"I don't like to speak about other clubs, or about players from other clubs," the Manchester United manager said.

"Other managers like to do that. They like to speak about my club and my players. I am very pragmatic on this. The only thing that matters for me is what happens in my house, not in the house of my neighbours."

"I only speak about us. I heard already two of my colleagues from other clubs speaking about us. I do not like that. It is not ethical." "There are things that when I do [them], it is not ethical but when others do [that], nobody says that and everything is normal. But the reality is I don't speak about the others. They can do what they want."


Ok, Maureen, so you don't speak publicly about other teams and other managers.... :---)

:lol: :lol: :lol:


We'll see about that as the season goes on!

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:13 am
by Jonathan
You held off as long as you could but succumbed in the end.
The pre-season thread is here. Think you missed an again though....... :wink: :lol:

https://www.talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.p ... ho#p936879

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:00 am
by antdad
Ooof...nearly jumped to his defence for a second, nevermind I'm sure that Zumba will be along shortly....

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:11 am
by Zambo
antdad wrote:Ooof...nearly jumped to his defence for a second, nevermind I'm sure that Zumba will be along shortly....
My aim in life is not to dissappoint, so here I am.

Anyone who supports or defends the cunt Mourinho, is a cunt. It's black and white as most things are.

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:13 am
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Zambo wrote:
antdad wrote:Ooof...nearly jumped to his defence for a second, nevermind I'm sure that Zumba will be along shortly....
My aim in life is not to dissappoint, so here I am.

Anyone who supports or defends the cunt Mourinho, is a cunt. It's black and white as most things are.
My mother likes him

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:22 am
by Zambo
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
Zambo wrote:
antdad wrote:Ooof...nearly jumped to his defence for a second, nevermind I'm sure that Zumba will be along shortly....
My aim in life is not to dissappoint, so here I am.

Anyone who supports or defends the cunt Mourinho, is a cunt. It's black and white as most things are.
My mother likes him
Why does she like him?

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:25 am
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Because he's a born winner that anticipated the shifts in the modern game way before others. And his nice hair.

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:33 am
by Bad Blue 2000
There will be a few people on here who are glad that posts/threads from the past get deleted.

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:34 am
by Zambo
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Because he's a born winner that anticipated the shifts in the modern game way before others. And his nice hair.
I disagree on both cunts. He wins trophies because he is employed by clubs with a lot of money to spend. Put him in charge of Accrington Stanley and he'd be fuck all good. As for his hair, if I had hair like that I'd go bald.

Moreover, all of his football managerial attributes are vastly outweighed by his boring, tiresome and disgraceful behaviour.

If this cunt joined my club, I would seriously stop supporting them. But then that takes some guts and some morals which most football supporters are sadly lacking in.

ps what you said about your mom, is a load of bollocks, but just fitted in with the type of response you wanted to make.

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:53 am
by antdad
My mum likes him too, admittedly not quite so much now he's completely grey but he scrubs up well.

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:01 pm
by Zambo
Yeah, moms tend to like him because of his charming alleged good looks, but you can still be handsome and a shit, and I'd know.

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:37 pm
by shabbado
Zambo wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Because he's a born winner that anticipated the shifts in the modern game way before others. And his nice hair.
I disagree on both cunts. He wins trophies because he is employed by clubs with a lot of money to spend. Put him in charge of Accrington Stanley and he'd be fuck all good. As for his hair, if I had hair like that I'd go bald.

Moreover, all of his football managerial attributes are vastly outweighed by his boring, tiresome and disgraceful behaviour.

If this cunt joined my club, I would seriously stop supporting them. But then that takes some guts and some morals which most football supporters are sadly lacking in.

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Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:45 pm
by deisegirl
I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work. Pity we didn't get a chance to hear any juicy stuff from Dr Eva's tribunal! He'll have a complete meltdown if the season doesn't start well for him.

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:51 pm
by lasharoo
deisegirl wrote:I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work
Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results :wink:

Re: Jose Mourinho

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:15 pm
by deisegirl
lasharoo wrote:
deisegirl wrote:I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work
Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results :wink:
:lol: