World Darts Championship 2016/17 - Game & Everything

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Mr and Mrs vG at the PDC Awards tonight. Note Uncle Barry in the mirror taking it if you have the energy.

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Rainbowmonkey wrote:Record-breaking TV ratings in Europe this year.
I watched it illegally on the Internet. That'll probably bump the UK numbers up. About 150k at least I reckon.
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Fuck him.
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Rainbowmonkey wrote:Record-breaking TV ratings in Europe this year.
I watched it illegally on the Internet. That'll probably bump the UK numbers up. About 150k at least I reckon.
Oh no doubt. On a related note, PL football on Sky is down about 20% this year pparently, but it is unlikely to mean that all those people have stopped watching it. Bit of an issue for Sky though... but they pay next to nothing for the darts at the moment, it seems, less for a whole season than they pay for ONE PL football match??!! The football deal is sickening, admittedly. The next darts deal should be a little better.
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:lol: :shock: dear fuck, you have to be kidding me. In a season where MvG obliterated two world records. Can't have little Philth leaving empty handed can we...
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World number 2 and 3. Hm.

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Holden Mcgroyne wrote:New Statesman getting in on the act

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/sp ... on-t-darts
mmmintrestin and another example of caling it simply 'the world darts championship' and fucking description of the bigman:
Van Gerwen is not just the best dart player in the world but the best anything in the world; one of the best anythings in the history of everything. And he is only 27.

But, as with any great sportsperson, to assess van Gerwen by his numbers is to miss the point entirely. A wondrous bolus of uncut genius, his competitive charisma is startling – a mix of passion, intimidation, egomania, and the most distinctive phizog of all-time. He throws darts like flaming javelins, celebrates like a psychopath, and because it is impossible not to know how good he is, he makes no attempt not to know how good he is. He is perfect.
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Not a bad article. Unlike when 'Vogue' got on the FMJ/Pacman bandwagon, as per the boxing thread, like the photo though: http://www.vogue.com/13257090/floyd-may ... ight-2015/

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MVG's been firing off accurately elsewhere too, a baby on the way.
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Holden Mcgroyne wrote:MVG's been firing off accurately elsewhere too, a baby on the way.
One hundred and eighty :!:
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Rainbowmonkey wrote:Mr and Mrs vG at the PDC Awards tonight. Note Uncle Barry in the mirror taking it if you have the energy.

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Decent pair of tits. Dutch too, so probably takes it up the wrong 'un.
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The End wrote:Decent pair of tits. Dutch too, so probably takes it up the wrong 'un.
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Carlos J wrote:Good old MvG. Said a wee prayer for him before the match: [-o< [-o<

Darting Gods on high,
Let his arrars fly,
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Dear darting Gods on high.
Hello CJ. Every little helped. He was better than ever, and a happy new year to you.
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BOOM, nay BAM. Are our tapawankers good to go now? Praygod.
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