They never mention………

VeritasVincit · Post by **VeritasVincit** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 2:24 pm

Why doesn’t David Baddiel mention that he is Jewish,
Sandi Toksvig that she is Danish,
Ricky Tomlinson that he is one of the oppressed working class,
Ragnesh Ragnothan that he is vegan,
Adam Hills that he is legless and
Gina Yashere that she is Nigerian.

I feel deprived of these reminders.

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 2:37 pm

That Dave Whelan broke his leg in an FA Cup Final
Mick Quinn dat da leeg lied
That Alan Brazil scored five goals in a game
That Piers Morgan supports Arsenal
That Micky Flanagan goes for a wawkaraand

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 2:39 pm

That Tony Cascarino played in France
That Ronnie Irani dislikes Nasser Hussain

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:11 pm

Danny Kelly never mentions he worked for the NME.

beingsoblase · Post by **beingsoblase** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:34 pm

Eamon Holmes never mentions he's a fucking maun yerneeded fan, and fergie came to his fucking house once

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:42 pm

That you can get a loan from Amigo Loan as long as you have a guarantor even if you have no ability or intention of keeping up the repayments

The End · Post by **The End** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 7:10 pm

That Andy Goldstein bwoadcarsts on national wadio

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 7:22 pm

Uncle Albert fought in the war
Lady Karren Brady has lawyers who have watched this forum
Marianne Faithfull had a Mars Bars eaten out of her flange

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 9:10 pm

Adrian Durham never mentions Arsenal does he. I wish he would. I sometimes wish he'd base a whole show on Arsenal and Arsene Wenger. I know it's a crazy fucking idea, but who knows, maybe in the New Year he'll talk about Arsenal.

Alan Brazil, or should that be 'Sir' Alan in the upcoming honours list (have I let the cat out of the bag there? Sorry) never mentions THE SPORTS BAR AND GRILL. I heard it's a wonderful dining establishment and I cannot for the likes of me figure out why he doesn't mention the place during his radio broadcast.

JimmyDee · Post by **JimmyDee** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 3:21 pm

You never hear anything about Arry Redknapp, do you?

Bad Blue 2000 · Post by **Bad Blue 2000** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:50 pm

What was Billy Connolly's job before he went into showbiz?

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:06 pm

Bad Blue 2000 wrote:What was Billy Connolly's job before he went into showbiz?

Was he a florist?

Serendipity · Post by **Serendipity** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:41 am

kancutlawns wrote:Uncle Albert fought in the war
Lady Karren Brady has lawyers who have watched this forum
Marianne Faithfull had a Mars Bars eaten out of her flange

"A Mars a day helps you work, rest and foreplay"

AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 1:13 pm

That Bobby Heenan registers to this forum every day with another new identity. He must own half the IP addresses in the country.

billyliar · Post by **billyliar** » Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:55 am

beingsoblase wrote:Eamon Holmes never mentions he's a fucking maun yerneeded fan, and fergie came to his fucking house once

He calls Fergie "boss". What a grade A cunt.

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