Why is Parry nicknamed 'Porky'?

The End · Post by **The End** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:09 am

I heard more than two versions.

Post by **Basualdo** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:10 am

Because hes a short fat cunt?

The End · Post by **The End** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:20 am

Please select the nearest option of 'belly'.

Post by **Basualdo** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:22 am

Didnt even know it was a poll.

Post by **Basualdo** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:31 am

On reflection, I dont think he is like a pig at all. Pigs are intelligent useful creatures that taste delicious.

Parry is an amoral parasitic retarded social inadequate who surely must be on some sort of official law enforcement register and if made into sausages, pies or chops would probably taste of old mattresses and piss.

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:55 am

Can we have multiple votes?

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:21 pm

Just use your other logins

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:32 pm

Yes, but I want to use multiple votes in one post logged one as myself then fuck about with an elaborate ruse where I have to create a multi ID, use a Hide My IP type app and then remember who I logged in as just to vote in a crappy vote. No offence intended the end-o.

Post by **Basualdo** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:35 pm

Tell me, I'll vote for you too.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:39 pm

I will too

The End · Post by **The End** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:59 pm

Just do as you're told, Lawns, you big poof.

dingdongthewitchisdead · Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:20 pm

i heard it was because he eats pork at every meal ?

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:52 pm

Why is there no "he likea da pork sword" option?

wyongho · Post by **wyongho** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:59 pm

Brazil comes up with the nicknames around talksport and I think porky was the first quickly followed by the moose or maybe vice versa.

good old Al

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:31 pm

He tells lies and looks like a sausage whose skin has burst.

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