Picture yourself as a man in a stable
With rats up his anus and shit-flavoured pies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A man with a hundred black lies.
Starving horses of chestnut and tan
Lying all about
Look for the man with shit pies in his hand
Nope, he's gone
Quinny on the air with Fat Al
Quinny on the air with Fat Al
Quinny on the air with Fat Al
La.
Follow him down to a drink-drive conviction
Or signing on despite his sole occupation
Everyone hates him, the fat boring bastard
He truly is vile
Talking shit daily to a gigantic racist
Waiting to be taken away
Climb back into bed and pray its all over
And he's gone.
Quinny on the air with Fat Al
Quinny on the air with Fat Al
Quinny on the air with Fat Al
La.
The Beatles on talkSPORT
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Re: The Beatles on talkSPORT
Have you seen the little piggies
Toiling in the bog?
And for all the little piggies
Life is quite a slog.
Cleaning out the bog
For Al and Quinny.
Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their talkSPORT shirts?
You will find the bigger piggies
Sharting in the dirt.
XXXL shirts to squeeze their guts in.
In their headphones, sharting, hacking,
They don't care what goes on around.
In their eyes there's something lacking,
What they need's a damn good whacking
Everywhere there's bigger piggies,
Living piggy lives.
You can see them pissed at Chel’num,
Without their piggy wives.
Clutching forks and knives,
To eat their bacon.
Toiling in the bog?
And for all the little piggies
Life is quite a slog.
Cleaning out the bog
For Al and Quinny.
Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their talkSPORT shirts?
You will find the bigger piggies
Sharting in the dirt.
XXXL shirts to squeeze their guts in.
In their headphones, sharting, hacking,
They don't care what goes on around.
In their eyes there's something lacking,
What they need's a damn good whacking
Everywhere there's bigger piggies,
Living piggy lives.
You can see them pissed at Chel’num,
Without their piggy wives.
Clutching forks and knives,
To eat their bacon.
Roy IN!!
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Re: The Beatles on talkSPORT
What would you do if I cough all the way through
I will try to get a joke in by three
Stealing a wage with the king of comedy
I just sit and moan about Chelsea.
I get by with a little help from Hawks bee
I will try to get a joke in by three
Stealing a wage with the king of comedy
I just sit and moan about Chelsea.
I get by with a little help from Hawks bee
6uild 6ack 6etter .
You will own nothing and be happy.
You will own nothing and be happy.
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Re: The Beatles on talkSPORT
The long and winding turd,
That lies on the floor,
Is always lying there,
I've seen that turd before.
Cleaners will not step through
That cubicle door.
That lies on the floor,
Is always lying there,
I've seen that turd before.
Cleaners will not step through
That cubicle door.
Roy IN!!
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The Beatles on talkSPORT
I once knew a turd he wasn't thin he was mick Quinn
He starved his best horse with a kick in the belly of course
He starved his best horse with a kick in the belly of course
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Re: The Beatles on talkSPORT
Help!
Me feed my horses
Help! Not just any horses
Help! These are racing horses, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never earned an honest pound and signed on everyday
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured,
Now I find at breakfast times Al's head looks like a gourd
Help me if you can, I'm a fucking clown
And I do appreciate that I am round
And I cannot see my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My horses haven't eaten for twenty seven days
But ev'ry now and then I drink and drive some more
I know that I just need horse feed like I never have before
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate that I am round.
I cannot see my penis I'll be bound
Won't you please, please help me?
When I was scouse, and so much scouserr than today,
I always used to eat from bins and sign on every day
But now these days are gone, I'm fat and shit and more
Now I find I've turned to men and smashed in Al"s back doors
Help me if you can, I'm feeling round
And I haven't fed my horses,fuuuken sound!
Help me, get my dead nags in the ground
Won't you please,
Please help me,
Help me,
Help me, oh....laaaaar
Me feed my horses
Help! Not just any horses
Help! These are racing horses, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never earned an honest pound and signed on everyday
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured,
Now I find at breakfast times Al's head looks like a gourd
Help me if you can, I'm a fucking clown
And I do appreciate that I am round
And I cannot see my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My horses haven't eaten for twenty seven days
But ev'ry now and then I drink and drive some more
I know that I just need horse feed like I never have before
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate that I am round.
I cannot see my penis I'll be bound
Won't you please, please help me?
When I was scouse, and so much scouserr than today,
I always used to eat from bins and sign on every day
But now these days are gone, I'm fat and shit and more
Now I find I've turned to men and smashed in Al"s back doors
Help me if you can, I'm feeling round
And I haven't fed my horses,fuuuken sound!
Help me, get my dead nags in the ground
Won't you please,
Please help me,
Help me,
Help me, oh....laaaaar
05.02.2024
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Re: The Beatles on talkSPORT
Picture yourself with a fat smelly bastard
With tangerine teeth and fucking red eyes
Somebody farted, it slipped out quite slowly
A twat with a sandwich and pies
Methane shit showers of yellow and brown
Splattering over your head
Look for the man with the shit in his pants
And he's gone
Moosey eating pies with Alan
Moosey eating pies with Alan
Moosey eating pies with Alan
Ach..
Follow him down to the sports bar and grill
Where obese gross people eat shit in their pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the fuckers
That sponge away all of their lives
Freebie paid taxis appear at the door
To take the fat bastard away
Climbs in the back with his head full of cack
And He's gone
Moosey eating pies with Alan
Moosey eating pies with Alan
Moosey eating pies with Alan
Aaach
I've shat meself.....
With tangerine teeth and fucking red eyes
Somebody farted, it slipped out quite slowly
A twat with a sandwich and pies
Methane shit showers of yellow and brown
Splattering over your head
Look for the man with the shit in his pants
And he's gone
Moosey eating pies with Alan
Moosey eating pies with Alan
Moosey eating pies with Alan
Ach..
Follow him down to the sports bar and grill
Where obese gross people eat shit in their pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the fuckers
That sponge away all of their lives
Freebie paid taxis appear at the door
To take the fat bastard away
Climbs in the back with his head full of cack
And He's gone
Moosey eating pies with Alan
Moosey eating pies with Alan
Moosey eating pies with Alan
Aaach
I've shat meself.....
05.02.2024
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Re: The Beatles on talkSPORT
Love, love me do
You know I love poo
In pies or a stew
So please, love MQ
Laa-aa, love MQ
Love, love me do
You know I love poo
In pies or a stew
So please, love MQ
Laa-aa, love MQ
Someone to love
That's not MQ
Someone to love
MQ just loves poo
Love, love me do
You know I love poo
In pies or a stew
So please, love MQ
Laa-aa, love MQ
You know I love poo
In pies or a stew
So please, love MQ
Laa-aa, love MQ
Love, love me do
You know I love poo
In pies or a stew
So please, love MQ
Laa-aa, love MQ
Someone to love
That's not MQ
Someone to love
MQ just loves poo
Love, love me do
You know I love poo
In pies or a stew
So please, love MQ
Laa-aa, love MQ
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Re: The Beatles on talkSPORT
In the town where I was born
Lived a man with a purple heed
And he told us of his life
In a world of drinking free
So we tuned into his show
It was shit, we all agreed
Fat Al lived the way he liked
Only caring about his needs
Big Fat Al lives solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
Big Fat Al lives solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
And his friends think he's a God
Constantly hammered, the way to be
And the intro begins to play (for ages)
Big Fat Al lives solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
Big Fat Al lives solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
One day Al, his life will end
Alcoholism was no folly
His bloated body covered in shite
All because of his gratis swalley
Big Fat Al died because of the swalley
Because of the swalley
Because of the swalley
Big Fat Al died because of the swalley
Because of the swalley
Because of the swalley
Lived a man with a purple heed
And he told us of his life
In a world of drinking free
So we tuned into his show
It was shit, we all agreed
Fat Al lived the way he liked
Only caring about his needs
Big Fat Al lives solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
Big Fat Al lives solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
And his friends think he's a God
Constantly hammered, the way to be
And the intro begins to play (for ages)
Big Fat Al lives solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
Big Fat Al lives solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
Solely for swalley
One day Al, his life will end
Alcoholism was no folly
His bloated body covered in shite
All because of his gratis swalley
Big Fat Al died because of the swalley
Because of the swalley
Because of the swalley
Big Fat Al died because of the swalley
Because of the swalley
Because of the swalley
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Re: The Beatles on talkSPORT
Jay Dude, ex wife's a slag
take your ballbag and make it better
remember your ex wife looks like a cat
your co-host's a twat
and you're no better
etc
take your ballbag and make it better
remember your ex wife looks like a cat
your co-host's a twat
and you're no better
etc
I HEAR YOU KNOCKIN', BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN...
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We're Saggers Pepper's lonely shout club band
we don't care what anybody thinks
We're Saggers Pepper's lonely shout club band
we hate darkies, pakis, jews and chinks
Sagger Pepper's lonely Sagger Pepper's lonely Sagger Pepper's lonely shout club band
I didn't really want to stop the show
but I thought you might like to know
that Paddy Power is lazy and thick
he really is a typical Mick
so let me introduce to you
the one and only Billy Beers(Alan Brazil)
Saggers Pepper's lonely shout club band
we don't care what anybody thinks
We're Saggers Pepper's lonely shout club band
we hate darkies, pakis, jews and chinks
Sagger Pepper's lonely Sagger Pepper's lonely Sagger Pepper's lonely shout club band
I didn't really want to stop the show
but I thought you might like to know
that Paddy Power is lazy and thick
he really is a typical Mick
so let me introduce to you
the one and only Billy Beers(Alan Brazil)
Saggers Pepper's lonely shout club band
I HEAR YOU KNOCKIN', BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN...
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Re: The Beatles on talkSPORT
Well I've done this before.........Mick Quinn - I Seen Her Standing There
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Re: The Beatles on talkSPORT
Fat Alan the Piggy,
Supposedly host-ing a-show that is bear-ing his name.
Al never came.
Talksport producer,
Frantically ring-ing Max-Rushden to get-on the road,
Cos Al never showed.
All the stupid listeners,
They've all been took for mugs.
All the shit thick listeners,
They all must be on drugs.
Six in the morning,
Taxi horn honk-ing out-side a Can-ary wharf gaff,
You're having a laugh.
Ratings not soaring,
New boss-es un-happy their star is not there,
Al better beware.
All the stupid listeners,
They've all been took for mugs.
All the shit thick listeners,
They all must be on drugs.
Haaa, look at all the stupid listeners.
Haaa, those pathetic fucking listeners.
Al makes it in once.
"Yerniteds nix fisstures are comin' right after the news"
Then Al shit his trews.
Bookies are shilling,
Al pleads for corporates and free stuff to hurtle his way,
He needs them today.
All the stupid listeners,
They've all been took for mugs.
All the shit thick listeners,
They all must be on drugs.
Supposedly host-ing a-show that is bear-ing his name.
Al never came.
Talksport producer,
Frantically ring-ing Max-Rushden to get-on the road,
Cos Al never showed.
All the stupid listeners,
They've all been took for mugs.
All the shit thick listeners,
They all must be on drugs.
Six in the morning,
Taxi horn honk-ing out-side a Can-ary wharf gaff,
You're having a laugh.
Ratings not soaring,
New boss-es un-happy their star is not there,
Al better beware.
All the stupid listeners,
They've all been took for mugs.
All the shit thick listeners,
They all must be on drugs.
Haaa, look at all the stupid listeners.
Haaa, those pathetic fucking listeners.
Al makes it in once.
"Yerniteds nix fisstures are comin' right after the news"
Then Al shit his trews.
Bookies are shilling,
Al pleads for corporates and free stuff to hurtle his way,
He needs them today.
All the stupid listeners,
They've all been took for mugs.
All the shit thick listeners,
They all must be on drugs.
Proud Gammon
RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
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Re: The Beatles on talkSPORT
Dar-ren Gough thinks its called a sumbarine,
No its not a dream
He's as thick as clotted cream
No its not a dream
He's as thick as clotted cream
Proud Gammon
RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.