The Beatles on talkSPORT

[Basualdo]

I read the news today,
Oh boy.
That fat cunt went and had a go at me.
He's making working here,
no joy.
And I was warned by Uncle Jeremy.

It blew my mind that,
he's so fat,
And I carry a few pounds myself.
My self esteem is,
going flat.
It is no wonder that I'm on the shelf.
But-next-time-I-will-tell-the-bastard-to-fuck-off
Hes worse than Da-aa--aa--aa-rennnn Goughhhhh....



"Ah woke up,
stayed in mah bed,
Ah didnae bother mah purple head.
Ah had mair bucky ,
then ah settled doon,
Cos Max Rushden has jist bought a gaff in toon."


I read the news today,
Oh boy,
You wouldn't guess what the cunt said to me.
I'd just read out all the reports,
He went, "Ah take two sugars in mah tea."

I am not sure that,
I can stand,
Another week of being used like this.
I wouldn't mind but its every day,
And he just reeks of shit , BO and piss.
Now-you-know-what-I've-to-cope-every-single-fucking-dayyyy,
Its just not worr-orrrth the pay-yyyy.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Love, love me do
You know I love poo
In pies or a stew
So please, love MQ
Laa-aa, love MQ

Richard (Star) Keys would have loved that one !

[Bad Blue 2000]

Asked two young men what they wanted to be
and he said "Ray, there's just one of me
you're seeing double and your pants smell of wee
you're so lucky the judge set you free

Baby I can't drive my car
I drank a bottle of gin from Spar
I've got more points than Moyes so far
and baby I'm bladdered.

I told the judge he was a splendid young man
as I reached inside my bag for a can
He said "Wilko, they call you the crab
but from this day forward you're getting a cab"

Baby I can't drive my car
I'll have to walk home from the bar
Baby I can't drive my car
and baby I'm leathered

hic hic hic hic yeah

[scully]

Asked two young men what they wanted to be
and he said "Ray, there's just one of me
you're seeing double and your pants smell of wee
you're so lucky the judge set you free

Baby I can't drive my car
I drank a bottle of gin from Spar
I've got more points than Moyes so far
and baby I'm bladdered.

I told the judge he was a splendid young man
as I reached inside my bag for a can
He said "Wilko, they call you the crab
but from this day forward you're getting a cab"

Baby I can't drive my car
I'll have to walk home from the bar
Baby I can't drive my car
and baby I'm leathered

hic hic hic hic yeah

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