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Ian Wright is a shite
Andy Hunt is a cunt

That kind of thing

Peter Hucker is a fucker
Matt Le Tiss stinks of piss
Park Ji-Sung fucks the young

You get the idea

Peter 'Reido' is a paedo
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Wally Downes fellates creepy old clowns

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Lou Macari plies kiddies with Bacardi

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Shokdran Mustafi is a big pimp in Gatafe

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Micky Quinn thinks feeding horses a sin.
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Alan Brazil ought to be terminally ill

Mick Quinn eats things from a bin (acc. to Womble)
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Alan Brazil cant get it up for his Jill.
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Wee Davy Moyes has a hankering for boys.
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Butch Wilkins doesn't like glasses with milk in
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Micky Quinn His Horses are Thin
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Harry Redknapp is crap
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Womford Way is pwobably gay
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Way Parlour is a lapdog shithead, at a gala
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Darren Gough sucks green teeth off
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Davie Moyes prefers Fisher Price toys

Neil Warnock opens his anus for black cock
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