pastoral care with saggy

[wyongho]

solemn music as the reverend saggers and pastor calvin solve all footballs problems.

[deisegirl]

Conte is a sensitive manager... Da fuuuuq??

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

With the softest hands

[deisegirl]

"The human jigsaw" - from the people that brought you Human Centipede

[JimmyDee]

"The human jigsaw" - from the people that brought you Human Centipede

That's TalkSport, isn't it? The same "controversial" excrement being passed through show after show.

ETA:
Inserts obligatory Richard Keys reference.

[carcinogen]

Mark's brain is rotting from the core outwards.

[Zippy]

Hand wringing tosh.

'Mike' Calvin thinks his own shit doesn't stink. Those Gareth Thomas anecdotes from a while back were something else. While he was writing a throwaway stocking filler, in his mind it was culturally as important as the Grapes of Wrath.

[JW90]

Surely tonight should be dedicated to the extinct British manager with a full root and branch review of why clubs go for them foerigns? I think we've only got two English managers left in the world now.

[Basualdo]

Surely tonight should be dedicated to the extinct British manager with a full root and branch review of why clubs go for them foerigns. I think we've only got two English managers left in the world now.

Maybe we can get them to breed?

[tennisman]

Hand wringing tosh.

'Mike' Calvin thinks his own shit doesn't stink. Those Gareth Thomas anecdotes from a while back were something else. While he was writing a throwaway stocking filler, in his mind it was culturally as important as the Grapes of Wrath.

The Grapes of Wrath - Brilliant, Zippy.

I have a vision of Calvin and Thomas standing on the edge of the cliff hand in hand (possibly naked in a kind of Alan Bates and Olly Reed way - though not sure why!)

So deep.

So meaningful.

'Important work that had to be done to tell one man's story'.

[kancutlawns]

Calvin's on. Woo-hoo! They're taking with someone who's been campaigning about brain damage caused by heading the ball. Should have come in half an hour earlier and listened to Cascarino.

[Basualdo]

Saggers has become a one man grievance industry.

[kancutlawns]

Moralising about players getting paid two hundred grand a week and Calvin thinks he's the voice of reason with typical patronising verbosity.

[wyongho]

calvin could moralize about moralizing with his great big moral compass while saggy nods sagely.

[Basualdo]

I suppose its all softly reverential with knitted brows and caring eyes?