A humoungous, simpering, pathetic, nappy wetting, immoveable cunt of a man. He'd be the sort of cunt who if the Queen was knocked over on the Mall by a horse and critically injured would be trying to get Coral flyers, stickers, pamphlets and be out with the loudspeakers to get his turd of an organisation maximum publicity outside the investigation tent. No morals, self respect, decency, restraint or any redeeming features.
The fucking prick was again shoehorning the fact that he's in the Coral box at Wembley for tomorrow night's fight. Fuck off you pathetic, greasy, slimey turd nugget. No talent of any note, a huge advertising magnet and a prick of the highest order.
Difficult to chose between cunts like Warnock, Moose, Qunt and Clare but the last one is a truly despicable excuse for a human being.
Am I being a bit 'arsh, here?
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kancutlawns wrote:The fucking prick was again shoehorning the fact that he's in the Coral box at Wembley for tomorrow night's fight.
Watching a fight from a box is perhaps the most pointless fucking thing a boxing fan could do. So he's obviously not a fan. He came across as almost all TalkSport presenters and guests do these days: a corporate whore, in thrall with money with the assumption all listeners are equally as corrupt and lacking in morals. Simon is just like the rest of the Talksport 'team': grubby, uncouth, and pig ignorant.
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He's another one in my list for the wood chipper (unless the remains of Brazil and Qunt completely block it up first).
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Has he crawled out of Brazil's arse then
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Quarter of a bazillion gambling epidemic brought to you by talkSPORT!
ON IT!
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Does that creep have any backbone? He takes his lead from Big Al and if the big man has a particularly visceral contempt for women one morning as he did with Nicola McGeady, that individual's for the high jump. Yer musn't upset Big Al and don't expect the big wigs at Coral to bail you out. Clare is just a sniveling front man and a contemptible twat.
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"Hi Al, you ok Al? Had a great lunch yesterday Al, you were on top form Al, your bets are fantastic Al, love you Al".
Just fuck off.
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I just refuse to believe that anyone who cuts as fine a figure as that could be such a spavined clitoris with the scruples of a tramps phlegm and the backbone of seaweed. Its simply inconceivable.
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The sort of eternally kickable face with an arrogant sneer you expect to see sticking out of the turret of a Waffen SS Tiger tank while its trundling through an infants hospital in Poland.
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Basualdo wrote:The sort of eternally kickable face with an arrogant sneer you expect to see sticking out of the turret of a Waffen SS Tiger tank while its trundling through an infants hospital in Poland.
He's got an Irish passport too!
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