Two bob millionaires living in Spain.

[PG30]

They are not all retired,what about the bar owners and the musclebound tattooed drug dealers?

Contestants for next year's Miss Wigan beauty pageant?

[deisegirl]

How can you be a "two Bob" Millionaire??

Bob holness and Bob Monkhouse?

How is their health these days?

[Sid Pervcat]

How can you be a "two Bob" Millionaire??

I will explain.......A two bob millionare is (usually) a couple who sell their two up two down ex council house or similar, in (for example)Guildford or Skipton for a ludicrously inflated price.They then invest half of the money in some godforsaken ex pat urbanisation with a shared pool and onsite 'club' and never learn the local lingo.The surplus money keeps them in beer,fags and suncream for 20 years until they pick up some age related condition(new hip,knee etc).At which point they expect to shoot back to the UK and have treatment done on the nhs.
Well im sorry,if you emigrate to Australia,Canada etc you take up citizenship and become Australian or Canadian,the same should apply to the plebs who relocate to Spain.

You mean a Two bit Millionaire then.

[Sid Pervcat]

How can you be a "two Bob" Millionaire??

Bob holness and Bob Monkhouse?

How is their health these days?

Ah heard sivvin versions

*shaaaaaaaaart*

[finchman]

How can you be a "two Bob" Millionaire??

I will explain.......A two bob millionare is (usually) a couple who sell their two up two down ex council house or similar, in (for example)Guildford or Skipton for a ludicrously inflated price.They then invest half of the money in some godforsaken ex pat urbanisation with a shared pool and onsite 'club' and never learn the local lingo.The surplus money keeps them in beer,fags and suncream for 20 years until they pick up some age related condition(new hip,knee etc).At which point they expect to shoot back to the UK and have treatment done on the nhs.
Well im sorry,if you emigrate to Australia,Canada etc you take up citizenship and become Australian or Canadian,the same should apply to the plebs who relocate to Spain.

You mean a Two bit Millionaire then.

I know what i fucking mean, two bob as in two shillings,as in old money.
Ask yer fucking dad.

[Ralph]

They are not all retired,what about the bar owners and the musclebound tattooed drug dealers?

Contestants for next year's Miss Wigan beauty pageant?

It's been cancelled. Outbreak of plague.

[Bad Blue 2000]

How can you be a "two Bob" Millionaire??

I will explain.......A two bob millionare is (usually) a couple who sell their two up two down ex council house or similar, in (for example)Guildford or Skipton for a ludicrously inflated price.They then invest half of the money in some godforsaken ex pat urbanisation with a shared pool and onsite 'club' and never learn the local lingo.The surplus money keeps them in beer,fags and suncream for 20 years until they pick up some age related condition(new hip,knee etc).At which point they expect to shoot back to the UK and have treatment done on the nhs.
Well im sorry,if you emigrate to Australia,Canada etc you take up citizenship and become Australian or Canadian,the same should apply to the plebs who relocate to Spain.

We call them 'Ten-Bob Millionaires" round our way.

[minx]

I know someone older who moved abroad then moved back when they became ill


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And we'll die in the class we were born; that's a class of our own, my love

[herringbone]

Who is Bob Millionaire?

[Reg]

How can you be a "two Bob" Millionaire??

I will explain.......A two bob millionare is (usually) a couple who sell their two up two down ex council house or similar, in (for example)Guildford or Skipton for a ludicrously inflated price.They then invest half of the money in some godforsaken ex pat urbanisation with a shared pool and onsite 'club' and never learn the local lingo.The surplus money keeps them in beer,fags and suncream for 20 years until they pick up some age related condition(new hip,knee etc).At which point they expect to shoot back to the UK and have treatment done on the nhs.
Well im sorry,if you emigrate to Australia,Canada etc you take up citizenship and become Australian or Canadian,the same should apply to the plebs who relocate to Spain.

You mean a Two bit Millionaire then.

If Finchy were a cockney it would make sense... "two bob" being the shortened version of "two bob bit", the rhyming slang adjective meaning "shit".

But Finchy isn't a cockney, and in fact loathes cockneys, and would never use cockney rhyming slang, so therefore he is just being a spunk trumpet.

[minx]

We're splitting hairs here, we knew want he meant tho


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And we'll die in the class we were born; that's a class of our own, my love

[beingsoblase]

Who is Bob Millionaire?

Ee is considerarblee richer than yow

[finchman]

How can you be a "two Bob" Millionaire??

I will explain.......A two bob millionare is (usually) a couple who sell their two up two down ex council house or similar, in (for example)Guildford or Skipton for a ludicrously inflated price.They then invest half of the money in some godforsaken ex pat urbanisation with a shared pool and onsite 'club' and never learn the local lingo.The surplus money keeps them in beer,fags and suncream for 20 years until they pick up some age related condition(new hip,knee etc).At which point they expect to shoot back to the UK and have treatment done on the nhs.
Well im sorry,if you emigrate to Australia,Canada etc you take up citizenship and become Australian or Canadian,the same should apply to the plebs who relocate to Spain.

You mean a Two bit Millionaire then.

If Finchy were a cockney it would make sense... "two bob" being the shortened version of "two bob bit", the rhyming slang adjective meaning "shit".

But Finchy isn't a cockney, and in fact loathes cockneys, and would never use cockney rhyming slang, so therefore he is just being a spunk trumpet.

You what?