The all new Five Live mega thread

[Rowntree]

Listening to the Breakfast Show for the first time in a long time. Is it always this repetitive? I realise the Breakfast Show demographic tends to be people listening as they get ready for work, or on the commute, and therefore not many people hear the whole three hours, but fuck me I've heard the same teenagers talking about vaping three times now, and John McEnroe three times, and Mo Farah three times.....

[antdad]

Utter dirge innit, yep BBC research tells 'em listeners only engage for about 20 minutes.

[kancutlawns]

Leery Tony was in the studio on his own Mens' semi final day last Friday feeling distinctly frozen out and irrelevant as everyone else was basking in the hot sunshine. He didn't have anyone to try it on with with his simple female sidekick away too. All the women on the tennis front were in the commentary team hoping for our hero to beat the unjabbed Serb, so he probably wanted to try it on with good old Gigi Salmon but the lack of face to face lechery soon put paid to that. Fuck off Livesey.

[carcinogen]

When 'Chappers' does the golf it's even worse than when Leery Tony does Wimbledon. If that's even possible.

[carcinogen]

Any idea why Eve Muirhead is on the commentary team for the golf? I thought she was a curler?

[antdad]

Can't listen to the dullard, sort of head boy that would've deserved to get a regular kicking. What time is Rory supposed to be teeing off so I can minimise my exposure?

[JudgeTedd]

Any idea why Eve Muirhead is on the commentary team for the golf? I thought she was a curler?

Scottish innit.

[carcinogen]

Come on Norway. Anyone but that sanctimonious oirish tosser.

[kancutlawns]

Nicky Campbell nearly bursting into tears when recalling when he was ten years old, seeing a well known paedo abuse his friend after they played a rugby game at the age of ten. Quite grim reading. The cunt is still alive and living in retirement abroad with his wife.

[carcinogen]

Nicky Campbell nearly bursting into tears when recalling when he was ten years old, seeing a well known paedo abuse his friend after they played a rugby game at the age of ten. Quite grim reading. The cunt is still alive and living in retirement abroad with his wife.

Nicky or the Paedo? Not like Nicky to milk the living shit out of something for listening/viewing figures. Did he mention he was adopted?

[carcinogen]

BBC Advertising the latest contestant for Strictly Come Dancing on the news. How the FUCK is that news?

[JudgeTedd]

BBC Advertising the latest contestant for Strictly Come Dancing on the news. How the FUCK is that news?

Was it Alex Bellfield? That’d make the headlines.

[Sunbeam Alpine]

Nicky Campbell nearly bursting into tears when recalling when he was ten years old, seeing a well known paedo abuse his friend after they played a rugby game at the age of ten. Quite grim reading. The cunt is still alive and living in retirement abroad with his wife.

Nicky or the Paedo? Not like Nicky to milk the living shit out of something for listening/viewing figures. Did he mention he was adopted?

Err no. I heard most of that programme and I don't recall that. He got emotional talking about his friend being abused. Who wouldn't?

[carcinogen]

Nicky Campbell nearly bursting into tears when recalling when he was ten years old, seeing a well known paedo abuse his friend after they played a rugby game at the age of ten. Quite grim reading. The cunt is still alive and living in retirement abroad with his wife.

Nicky or the Paedo? Not like Nicky to milk the living shit out of something for listening/viewing figures. Did he mention he was adopted?

Err no. I heard most of that programme and I don't recall that. He got emotional talking about his friend being abused. Who wouldn't?

Nicky gets emotional if a ladybird gets accidently squashed.

[kancutlawns]

Nicky Campbell nearly bursting into tears when recalling when he was ten years old, seeing a well known paedo abuse his friend after they played a rugby game at the age of ten. Quite grim reading. The cunt is still alive and living in retirement abroad with his wife.

Nicky or the Paedo? Not like Nicky to milk the living shit out of something for listening/viewing figures. Did he mention he was adopted?

Err no. I heard most of that programme and I don't recall that. He got emotional talking about his friend being abused. Who wouldn't?

Nicky gets emotional if a ladybird gets accidently squashed.

You didn’t listen to the show and have you preconceived contempt for Campbell that likened him to a paedophile. Speaks volumes. It was quite an emotional show. Perhaps you could refrain from making pithy comments for just once.