The all new Five Live mega thread

[Holden Mcgroyne]

The antipathy between her and Chapman is painful. The bitch hates sharing the limelight with anyone, just thankful it isn't another female or her ego would implode.

[good question]

It's time they got Ian Payne back full time

[Basualdo]

The antipathy between her and Chapman is painful. The bitch hates sharing the limelight with anyone, just thankful it isn't another female or her ego would implode.

The spoof text she sent in to him on 606 earlier in the year didn't really help things.

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[gheko]

Her interview with a some bloke about the show jumping was fucking painful. Amateur at best.

Chapman does my head in as well.

[besties love child]

If anyone is doubting the genuis that is Baker try listening to his show this morning with Phil Williams standing in for Danny.

What you on about? It was Justin Moorhouse.

Both Mancs. They all sound the same.

Don't think Phil Williams is a Manc somehow. I believe he is a Brummie type.

[Reg]

VD is completely ruining it every time she is on. Doesn't have a clue.

I am new to 5 Live, and she annoys me immensely but I can't work out precisely why.

[Reg]

That Peter Allen sounds like that sarcastic chef who looks like Richrad Stilgoe.

He is so bitter he makes Andy Jacobs sound like Helen Skelton.

[Von Lugers Butter]

VD is completely ruining it every time she is on. Doesn't have a clue.

I am new to 5 Live, and she annoys me immensely but I can't work out precisely why.

Because she IS intensely annoying, that's why.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

That Peter Allen sounds like that sarcastic chef who looks like Richrad Stilgoe.

He is so bitter he makes Andy Jacobs sound like Helen Skelton.

Amiably cynical without a nasty side.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

5 live have some SERIOUS cunts in their lineup. I will go into detail next time I am pissed

[Reg]

5 live have some SERIOUS cunts in their lineup. I will go into detail next time I am pissed

Do the business.

[Reg]

Amiably cynical without a nasty side.

Enough about you, we're here to cunt off 5 Live.

[Jonathan]

That Peter Allen sounds like that sarcastic chef who looks like Richrad Stilgoe.

He is so bitter he makes Andy Jacobs sound like Helen Skelton.

Amiably cynical without a nasty side.

Top broadcaster is Peter.

[Reg]

All the females sound the same - slightly husky, slightly northern.

Do they train them specially to produce this bland uniform irritant?

[Young Art]

It's a load of old bollocks - simples.