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One would think working for Da Council Health and Safety would be quite rigorously enforced. WRONG. haha. Not sure where to start, so I i'll start with the last mad thing I saw.

So I've been dragging one of these bad boys around, a wood chipper. And as we cut stuff back we throw it in. Now I stand clear and prod the stuff carefully into the thing. The foreman (20 years on the job) see's this and isn't too impressed, so he shows me how to do it faster. He grabs the top edge of the feeding in bit and throws both of his legs in and pushes the stuff down with his feet. LOL. Fucking mad.

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You won't need to worry about it any more
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Well I'm a happy customer .. you guys are doing a fantastic job. Thanks man 8)

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come and work on vancouver island...gardeners galore...i have a scag, a ride on and i am thinking about a mini excavator....lots of garneing and landscaping available
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Carc I thought they had some sort of safety bar (pictured) that cuts the chipper off if you get too near to the hopper?

Not doubting what you have said, just asking :oops:
Who goads the goaders?

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Is this the foreman who kept his nephew on instead of you? A video clip of him doing that sent to his superiors could possibly solve your employment issues.......
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