Pisspot on GBN again today.
Every other word was OK.
OK?
OK?
OK?
Fuck off Pisspot.
Mike Parry
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Grunt is a Chunt.
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Planet Porky has had its day. Aimless drivel.
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In the old days he'd be put in the stocks in the town square. The equivalent these days to that is to appear on GB News. Anyone who appears on that shite has some serious self-loathing issues. I mean, you wouldn't do it would you. Scraping the f/cking barrel springs to mind. Utter drivel.
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Re: Mike Parry
To attempt to remain current and relevant, and have something to lie about at future Vine's last chance saloon, Parry decided he would claim to have Covid and of course garner sympathy from the malleable dregs that follow. He had millions of responses apparently.
Whereas those pesky professional epidemiologists need 6 - 13 days to identify the strain, luckily world authority Parry had it nailed as Omicron within two days. He can't count to seven either.
With it being pantomime season Parry decided to fake greetings from Brazil, who has snubbed him for 12 months, using his IT guy.
After twenty years the 'your a ledgend' illiterate gang have learned absolutely nothing - literally impossible for a six year old not to see through him in ten minutes flat.
They're as ever still all begging for the autobiography, it will never happen, if it does they'll find it in Waterstones in the fiction department, subsection pure fiction.
Whereas those pesky professional epidemiologists need 6 - 13 days to identify the strain, luckily world authority Parry had it nailed as Omicron within two days. He can't count to seven either.
With it being pantomime season Parry decided to fake greetings from Brazil, who has snubbed him for 12 months, using his IT guy.
After twenty years the 'your a ledgend' illiterate gang have learned absolutely nothing - literally impossible for a six year old not to see through him in ten minutes flat.
They're as ever still all begging for the autobiography, it will never happen, if it does they'll find it in Waterstones in the fiction department, subsection pure fiction.
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Re: Mike Parry
From modestly showboating erm, precious memories and graciousness...
...to Gauntesque litigious threats
Parry a bigot?
The one trait that has defined and wrecked his career.
A day in the life of an unhinged maniac.
...to Gauntesque litigious threats
Parry a bigot?
The one trait that has defined and wrecked his career.
A day in the life of an unhinged maniac.
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Re: Mike Parry
Can I just clarify that parry left Chester a long time ago.
His views do not represent the people of Chester, nor are they endorsed by the people of Chester.
His views do not represent the people of Chester, nor are they endorsed by the people of Chester.
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When I saw old Mrs Carc sitting next to him on GB News something died inside of me.
At that point I knew the game was up.
We may as well just put the barrel of a shotgun in out mouths and pull the fucking trigger.
(Yes, yes 'I wish you would'). Etc. Etc. But honestly, that was a fucking low moment for me this year.
At that point I knew the game was up.
We may as well just put the barrel of a shotgun in out mouths and pull the fucking trigger.
(Yes, yes 'I wish you would'). Etc. Etc. But honestly, that was a fucking low moment for me this year.
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Nothing would surprise me.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 5:47 pm Did she gobble his chipolata you reckon MeinCarc?
Sadly.
I did what I could. That's all I can say.
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That's a very tough mouthful she would have had to contend with. A variety of gagworthy odours and repulsive visuals. At least it would have been over quickly.
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Parry loved the city so much he visited the dock at Chester Crown Court.
He kept that under wraps until he upset someone and they released the newspaper article.
Predictably he lied in the dock, and was prepared to let someone else take the rap until witnesses gave the true version and he was found guilty.
He's lied ever since.
At least that was one true article on Parry, unlike his own fantasy version of himself he hawks around.
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Daddy taught her well. Don't worry. Sadly.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 6:11 pm That's a very tough mouthful she would have had to contend with. A variety of gagworthy odours and repulsive visuals. At least it would have been over quickly.
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Yes.
I noticed I had slowly stopped listening since about October or so.
It's fine enough, but LAJ is too nice to call Porky out on his nonsense ala the Mikes. Also, the ''I am good friends with him/her/them,'' or one of the sprogs went to school with Adele or someone can only be interesting for about 4/5 shows.
I could listen to Porky repeat all the bullshite stories e.g jet-skiing around Necker Island etc, but need someone like MK, Brazil to say that's absolute nonsense.
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Re: Mike Parry
He's a fucking cunt
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