Mike Parry

[able1]

Still a top sketch.

'.....That darts bit was the funiest thing I have ever seen on this show, Porky making a total tit of himself and even excusing his crapness by saying it was the air con making him miss... well he did get double studio wall on his last dart.

Also the only player to be clearly out of breath throwing darts and not even moving from the oche once. Not exactly an advertisement for it to be a sport was he? Never hit anything he was aiming for. I was hoping he might have got a double Jeremy the way he was playing!

Was he Fat Belly? Or Even Fatter Belly?

Are you suggesting Parry was "Completely Newscasted"??

[able1]

Pronunciation was never a forte for goon Parry.

The old git made gite into geet as in meet, the lady grinned and stifled a laugh, Parry ploughed on, ignorance is bliss.



@eggyfishmas @eggyfishmas Jan 18
In fairness to Mike he’s a catastrophic moron

Mark Collins @Rocky_Raccoon1 Jan 18
Does Parry think we didn’t work all our lives. , pay taxes, contribute to society. What has he contributed? , besides, hatred and ignorance?

[Rowntree]

The little giggle from the woman at the crass stupidity of this washed-up never-was was lovely.

[able1]

The little giggle from the woman at the crass stupidity of this washed-up never-was was lovely.

Her self control and facial expression said more than a hundred words ever could.

Even when Storm Huntley ribbed him on his 'luxurating' he prattled on.

A while ago he was referring to his notes and attempted to say glycaemic as in glycaemic index - that was truly a step too far.
Vine failed to control his mirth.

As long as he's in the spotlight and banging his gums together he's happy in his fantasy world.

Sadly of all of those 'millions agree with me' only 50 could make it to his Xmas bash.

[shivah]

Pisspot is not entertaining. He's just a talentless tabloid hack cunt.

OK. Bit 'arsh. OK.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

He was on Jeremy Vine this morning and said 'poor Brianna was in no man's land'

[Jonathan Grunt]

Quite the wide parting Parry's got these days



Maybe the lack of cover for his brain is making him even more ridiculous these days

[shivah]

Scruffy moronic cunt

[Sid Pervcat]

Parry is a desperate fat fucken mess

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Aren't we all though bro

[Sid Pervcat]

Well no....you're fucken dead for starters

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I'M DEAD TO ME BRO

[Zippy]

Sure...

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I can see parrysite being served some cheese topped beef behind the iron curtain

[Sunbeam Alpine]

Sure...

Typical of this fraud
It wouldn't be SOVIET Russia then.