Mike Parry

[scully]

GOOD OLD PORKY

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Christ scullers you really are the champion of the wretched

[Sadact7]

He’s like a walking piece of fucking pork crackling

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

He's a waddling farting sack of yeast and halitosis

[Sadact7]

He’s a trundling membrane of gelatine and scat

[Reg]

A white pudding left in the sun for a week, melting and rotting in its taut, pale, tightly packed skin.

Then dressed in miniature ill-fitting clothing and decorated with a crudely drawn face to humiliate it even further.

[Jim1981]

And a fuckin millionaire.

[Reg]

And a Battenberg hoarder.

[Basualdo]

And a Battenberg hoarder.

Sounds like a euphemism. Though I know it's literal.

[Reg]

And a Battenberg hoarder.

Sounds like a euphemism. Though I know it's literal.

The name Mike Parry is also a euphemism if you think about it.

[Sadact7]

For “fat little furry white dog egg”

[Basualdo]

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

[Sadact7]

[Reg]

Some lovely Mikes there.

All in the spirit of affectionate teasing, I trust.